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Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo is a weather god anonymous May 26 2011, 16:32:33 UTC
This is complete crack but maybe someone can make something good out of it. We know that Eduardo made money betting the weather, what if he could in fact CONTROL IT? And after the depositions he goes to live on a cloud to lick his wounds and make it rain on Mark all the time.

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Re: Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo is a weather god anonymous May 27 2011, 00:51:21 UTC
He'd live on his could and make sure that the sun doesn't shine as brightly on the FB offices, he doesn't take the sun away completely because people need vitaminD, but it's damn cloudy!

And there's a legend going around that some FB employees swear that they've seen a face in the clouds over the offices and after coding binges Mark sometimes hallucinates and sees Eduardo standing outside his window reminding him to "get some sleep, you asshole, people don't need their boss passing out and making a scene."

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FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 1/5 anonymous May 29 2011, 22:41:42 UTC
I just don't know. I really just don't know.

It's been raining for three days straight.

The thing is though, Palo Alto is completely sunny and dry and hot. Mark knows this. He can see the sun shining and the birds chirping and the sky a beautiful light blue.

Then he looks right above himself and, well, it's fucking raining.

It's fucking raining.

"Damnit, Wardo." Mark sighs deeply, pulling up his hood and running towards his car.

Across the street, Mark can see kids playing in their pool. Their parents sit in lounge chairs just a short distance away.

They're tanning.

Meanwhile, Mark is getting drenched. In rain.

"Do you think this is funny?" Mark asks angrily, cursing when he drops his keys and they slide beneath the car.

Eduardo shrugs, looking far too pleased with himself. He's sitting on that goddamn cloud as usual, and really Mark didn't even know people could do that. Sit on clouds. But Eduardo does everyday. Following behind Mark's every move, a smug smile on his face as he makes it downpour directly over Mark ( ... )

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 1/5 jcmwrites May 29 2011, 22:48:02 UTC
Love this. For some reason it reminds of those turtles in Super Mario Brothers that throw the axes or whatever from the cloud. IDK It makes me want to draw this :-D

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FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 2/5 anonymous May 29 2011, 23:24:15 UTC
Mark checks his phone to make sure it's still August. And yeah, it is.

That doesn't change the fact that when he got dressed this morning he put on his khaki shorts and a t-shirt. Mostly because the last time he checked, which was not even a minute ago, it was still August. It's AugustAnd yet ( ... )

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 2/5 wordgasmic May 30 2011, 00:13:51 UTC
This is fantastic. Wardo on his cloud.

Just going off of what the commenter above said, Eduardo on a cloud making it rain/snow/whatever over Mark's would be the most fantastic drawing.

Loving this, anon. Can't wait for more. ♥

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 2/5 devilishangel03 May 30 2011, 00:22:01 UTC
this is awesome, like seriously awesome. plus wardo on a cloud A++++ can't wait for more.

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FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 3/5 anonymous May 30 2011, 00:24:26 UTC
Eduardo's taken to having dinner with Mark. Mark doesn't know how he gets in the house, much less how he knows exactly when Mark starts eating the Chinese takeout he picked up on his way home.

"You got orange chicken, my favorite." Eduardo tells him, hovering just behind Mark and letting him know exactly how much he'd like and no broccoli please, thanks so much. "Good thing you got dinner. Now I don't have to cook when I get home."

Mark glares at his own food. "Do you even have a home? Because as far as I know, you've somehow managed to inhabit mine." He takes a sullen bite and can't even enjoy how good it tastes. "Now that I know you're not actually homeless, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Like now."

"Are you really in any position to make demands?" Eduardo asks, face full of bliss, because yeah, it's really good food. And also Mark's. "I thought I heard hail in the forecast for the morning. Nasty stuff to drive in, you know ( ... )

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 3/5 anonymous May 30 2011, 01:07:52 UTC
hahahah. this amazing!

I love how obnoxious Wardo is. hehe. so cute. squeee!

:)

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 3/5 mathab May 30 2011, 01:41:45 UTC
AHHHhHhHHHhHHHHHH this fic! Thank God someone linked me this fic coz I'd be soooooo annoyed if I missed it! Wardo on a cloud is genius, I love how assholey he is to Mark and so sweet at the same time.
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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 3/5 reject36 May 30 2011, 03:10:10 UTC
This is killing me in the best way. Omg I love everything about it. Can't wait for more!

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 3/5 leladancer18 May 30 2011, 07:44:48 UTC
Another one of those fics that is so lovable. I don't even know what to say. XD

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 3/5 janonny May 30 2011, 13:09:24 UTC
I really like this because:

a. I think Mark deserves it.
b. I think Eduardo makes an awesome, petulant, weather-god person.
c. It's funny! :D

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Re: FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 3/5 skyearth85 May 30 2011, 14:08:51 UTC
LOL!!! Oh Jesus, finally a crack fic in this fantastic, but too much serious, fandom

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FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 4a/5 anonymous May 30 2011, 14:48:36 UTC
It does hail in the morning ( ... )

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FILL: Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun. 4b/5 anonymous May 30 2011, 15:20:55 UTC
It's the weekend when Chris forces Mark to come to some charity dinner ( ... )

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