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And there's a legend going around that some FB employees swear that they've seen a face in the clouds over the offices and after coding binges Mark sometimes hallucinates and sees Eduardo standing outside his window reminding him to "get some sleep, you asshole, people don't need their boss passing out and making a scene."
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It's been raining for three days straight.
The thing is though, Palo Alto is completely sunny and dry and hot. Mark knows this. He can see the sun shining and the birds chirping and the sky a beautiful light blue.
Then he looks right above himself and, well, it's fucking raining.
It's fucking raining.
"Damnit, Wardo." Mark sighs deeply, pulling up his hood and running towards his car.
Across the street, Mark can see kids playing in their pool. Their parents sit in lounge chairs just a short distance away.
They're tanning.
Meanwhile, Mark is getting drenched. In rain.
"Do you think this is funny?" Mark asks angrily, cursing when he drops his keys and they slide beneath the car.
Eduardo shrugs, looking far too pleased with himself. He's sitting on that goddamn cloud as usual, and really Mark didn't even know people could do that. Sit on clouds. But Eduardo does everyday. Following behind Mark's every move, a smug smile on his face as he makes it downpour directly over Mark ( ... )
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That doesn't change the fact that when he got dressed this morning he put on his khaki shorts and a t-shirt. Mostly because the last time he checked, which was not even a minute ago, it was still August. It's AugustAnd yet ( ... )
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Just going off of what the commenter above said, Eduardo on a cloud making it rain/snow/whatever over Mark's would be the most fantastic drawing.
Loving this, anon. Can't wait for more. ♥
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"You got orange chicken, my favorite." Eduardo tells him, hovering just behind Mark and letting him know exactly how much he'd like and no broccoli please, thanks so much. "Good thing you got dinner. Now I don't have to cook when I get home."
Mark glares at his own food. "Do you even have a home? Because as far as I know, you've somehow managed to inhabit mine." He takes a sullen bite and can't even enjoy how good it tastes. "Now that I know you're not actually homeless, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Like now."
"Are you really in any position to make demands?" Eduardo asks, face full of bliss, because yeah, it's really good food. And also Mark's. "I thought I heard hail in the forecast for the morning. Nasty stuff to drive in, you know ( ... )
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I love how obnoxious Wardo is. hehe. so cute. squeee!
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a. I think Mark deserves it.
b. I think Eduardo makes an awesome, petulant, weather-god person.
c. It's funny! :D
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