Okay people, I'm trying to find an article that was in the news within the last three months. It was about human sexual evolution and menstruation. One of the conclusions was that one of the reasons human male's do not have balls as large as a tanuki's was because women menstruate ( Read more... )

Damn you, uterus. DAMN YOU.

Dear uterus,

Start bleeding or STFU.

No love,
Tsaiko

( TMI, TMI, TMI )

Dear uterus,

FOR PETE'S SAKE JUST START ALREADY.

No love,
Tsaiko

Uterus: Surprise!
Tsaiko: What?
Uterus: It's a period.
Tsaiko: But I have another week...
Uterus: Now you don't.
Tsaiko: You are kidding me? Now?
Uterus: I know it's a day late for your girlfriend's birthday, but it'll at least ruin your weekend.
Tsaiko: Son of a...

( Body and feminine issues TMI )

Okay, there is absolutely no way I can finish up by spring semester. No way. Especially since it ends AT THE END OF THIS MONTH, WHO DESIGNED THIS SCHOOL YEAR ANYWAY? I'm going to have to go into the summer to finish my thesis. I need to take a deep breath, accept it, and move on ( Read more... )

I gave the presentation for my part-time job today. Everyone told me it went well, but I'm still unsure of whether it went well or if people were being nice. Sigh. Also my laptop decided to not play nice with the wireless or vice versa. Anyway, something horked but I did manage to work around it ( Read more... )

Why yes, body, I would love to start my period, complete with cramps, right before the meeting with my thesis committee. Thanks.

EEEEEE! I have a full thesis committee and they think I can be done by the end of this semester.