I can't believe I kis

This had to have been a dr

Did I hit my he

What have I been do

This can't be rea

Someone, please tell me that I somehow fell into a coma for four days, and that I only dreamed that I was a schizophrenic, love-obsessed phantom thief.

Oh god... I'm going to lock myself in my room and die of shame.

((Strikes typed then deleted.))

Hm, sweet Yukiko's kiss... It seems that my ardent wooing had a most desirable effect upon her disposition! Ah, you have granted this humble thief forgiveness through the shy touch of your honeyed lips. But alas, such feelings of coy affection were not enough to ignite the flames of passion within my heart.

And so, I pursue now my fourth and final ( Read more... )

[Locked to Kid and Trucy // Hackable]

I wish to return the thing I borrowed from you, Kid. I fear that my mission was unsuccessful...

Dear Miss Trucy, forgive this humble thief. I was unable to return to you that thing you hold most dear. I tried my best, but the kitsune was too powerful for me to overcome. But I did learn something... he did not ( Read more... )

How disappointing... Miss Risette's kiss contained absolutely no pathos whatsoever. In fact, it lacked any sort of emotion at all. Ah, to leave this humble thief feeling so cold and bereft. She is certainly not "the one"...

And so, my search continues... My second target!

To my darling Yosuke,

I have stolen that which you prize most: that thing which ( Read more... )

To my dearest Risette,

I have stolen that which you prize most: words filled with sublime feelings of adoration and affection, penned by a girl whose life has been changed for the better.

If you wish for me to return that which I have stolen, then meet me in front of that place where your fondest childhood memories were born. At midnight, beneath the ( Read more... )