[Post What If? Virus] Return of the Boy Detective! {Time Stamp 7: 22 AM}

[truthinfortune]

I can't believe I kis

This had to have been a dr

Did I hit my he

What have I been do

This can't be rea

Someone, please tell me that I somehow fell into a coma for four days, and that I only dreamed that I was a schizophrenic, love-obsessed phantom thief.

Oh god... I'm going to lock myself in my room and die of shame.

((Strikes typed then deleted.))