[What If? Virus] Second Target Heist Announcement {Timestamp 6:05 PM}

[truthinfortune]

How disappointing... Miss Risette's kiss contained absolutely no pathos whatsoever. In fact, it lacked any sort of emotion at all. Ah, to leave this humble thief feeling so cold and bereft. She is certainly not "the one"...

And so, my search continues... My second target!

To my darling Yosuke,

I have stolen that which you prize most: that thing which

Comments

[junesmagician]

What? I can't kiss you out in front of Junes! My Dad works there! If he catches me kissing a dude, I'm a dead man! By the way, nice job dressing up like an old lady, you stupid asshole.

Ugh, my headphones are barely worth all this.

[truthinfortune]

Haha! Shy, my little prince? I promise to be discreet~♥

Don't get angry just because I bested you! "Brain over brawn," my friend. Did you really think I'd just come right out and mug you? That's not my way!

((FFT, I forgot if Junes is open 24 hours or not. I know it's open pretty late, regardless.))

[junesmagician]

Sh-shut up! Besides we have, like... Security cameras everywhere so - Ugh, fine. Just not out front. Meet me out back next to the loading dock.

That woulda been less embarrassing than getting ripped off by some bony old blue hair...

((I've just been going with the "It's supposed to be like Wal-Mart so it's always open. Always~" reasoning.))

[truthinfortune]

Ah, very well. I shall respect your feelings, little prince. I suppose you wouldn't want your first kiss to be publicized. We shall take to the shadows, away from prying eyes!

Violence is simply a lack of elegance. It takes genius and foresight to pull off a heist without anyone realizing. Besides, I've made a vow to never shed human blood.

((I figured as much, just wanted to check.))

[truthinfortune]

It seems my newest fan has returned! You've been struck speechless, my friend!

[truthinfortune]

Are you thoroughly impressed with my work?

((W-wow. Flashier than Kid?! That's saying something! Does Naoto win a prize?))

[peoplesprincess]

The idea of "heist notes" is one of the most ridiculous things that I have ever heard.

[truthinfortune]

It's a good way to even the playing field, for those trying to apprehend me~♥

[peoplesprincess]

No, it's because you just want to show off.

[truthinfortune]

Well, there's that, too~♥

But it can also serve as an advance warning. If anyone is clever enough to solve my riddles, they could attempt to thwart my schemes.

[stripping]

Shirogane. Kisses will have more emotion if they aren't forced.

[truthinfortune]

Please, call me Nijuu-san!

I didn't force her to do anything. Merely enticed~♥

Although, I could sense a faint disappointment from her lips. As if she expected something more, and was denied...

[stripping]

Nijuu-san, then.

No, you forced her to do it in order for you to return her things. Kissing is much better when it's done completely willingly.

[truthinfortune]

But there are so many people in the world who could be "the one" for me! Would you rather I go about kissing them outright, without preamble?

[satellite_idol]

I'm saving my real kisses for someone I'm totally in love with!

[truthinfortune]

I see... Even so, I can tell what a person is feeling through their kiss.

I sense as though you are searching for something, milady. What might that be?

[satellite_idol]

None of your business!

[truthinfortune]

...I hope you find whatever it is you are seeking, someday.