[What If? Virus] Second Target Heist Announcement {Timestamp 6:05 PM}

[truthinfortune]

How disappointing... Miss Risette's kiss contained absolutely no pathos whatsoever. In fact, it lacked any sort of emotion at all. Ah, to leave this humble thief feeling so cold and bereft. She is certainly not "the one"...

And so, my search continues... My second target!

To my darling Yosuke,

I have stolen that which you prize most: that thing which

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[junesmagician]

What? I can't kiss you out in front of Junes! My Dad works there! If he catches me kissing a dude, I'm a dead man! By the way, nice job dressing up like an old lady, you stupid asshole.

Ugh, my headphones are barely worth all this.

[truthinfortune]

Haha! Shy, my little prince? I promise to be discreet~♥

Don't get angry just because I bested you! "Brain over brawn," my friend. Did you really think I'd just come right out and mug you? That's not my way!

((FFT, I forgot if Junes is open 24 hours or not. I know it's open pretty late, regardless.))

[junesmagician]

Sh-shut up! Besides we have, like... Security cameras everywhere so - Ugh, fine. Just not out front. Meet me out back next to the loading dock.

That woulda been less embarrassing than getting ripped off by some bony old blue hair...

((I've just been going with the "It's supposed to be like Wal-Mart so it's always open. Always~" reasoning.))

[truthinfortune]

Ah, very well. I shall respect your feelings, little prince. I suppose you wouldn't want your first kiss to be publicized. We shall take to the shadows, away from prying eyes!

Violence is simply a lack of elegance. It takes genius and foresight to pull off a heist without anyone realizing. Besides, I've made a vow to never shed human blood.

((I figured as much, just wanted to check.))

[junesmagician]

Hey! What makes you think this is my first kiss?! How the hell did he know...?

No duh. You masquerade as a detective most days; you know blood could be used as evidence!

[truthinfortune]

Oh, just a feeling, I suppose. There's a certain... innocence about you. That's all.

That's not the reason at all, my friend! I abhor senseless violence. It it not a thing of beauty.

[junesmagician]

Gee. Thanks.

And you wouldn't want blood to stain your beautiful clothes right?

[truthinfortune]

Innocence is a precious thing, my friend. It's a shame so many lose it upon becoming adults...

...no. I abhor violence because it often leads to loss of life. That is the one thing we phantom thieves do not steal: human life.