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I must share two things. The first one needs no explanation:

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Now, I realize that this sounds like the punchline to a joke, but I don't think there is anything funny at all about this serious issue. The rate of unicorn intoxication has increased exponentially in the United States over the past 10 years since the abolition of cattle grates in tavern doors. According to the referendum at the time, it was ( Read more... )

                  I would just like to apologize to everyone everywhere for the earlier contents of my Livejournal. Even to people who can't read. There are no excuses.

On a whim, I decided to peruse my oldest entries which I haven't read for at least a year or two. And, well... good God, y'all. I am truly sorry that I was ever ( Read more... )

I've opened up Livejournal countless times since my last entry, hoping that if I just look at the blank page, that will spark something and I'll be off on a tangent. And then I remembered that is never, ever how it works.

A few things today have caused me to finally put words on this page. I'm building a set in the studio at university, and that's ( Read more... )

I have a new recipe for living. I want to live every day as if I haven't slept ( Read more... )

Here is my attempt in translating the lyrics of a French pop song into English. I obviously hit way off the mark, but I think this end result is funny enough for it not to matter. The line 'I was already a scent you love' actually sounds quite romantic and I think that must be the closest I got to a clean translation, but the line after it ( Read more... )

I have bought a duck.

His name is Oliver and I didn't plan on buying him until I was already in the car being told by Nick we were driving an hour north to buy some five dollar ducks. All the same, I'm glad I have him. He's a great little guy.


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I hate to return to livejournal after being away for so long, only to immediately pollute it with flash toys, but this flickering neon sign is actually pretty neat! At least I managed to get rid of the logo and advertising at the bottom. Yeah! How HTML savvy am I?! (answer: not very ( Read more... )

Studylink, thou hast slay'n me. Today, I received from you two letters; one requesting more information regarding my financial status to ensure that not a penny is overpaid to my allowance this year, and one encouraging me to start my application for next years allowance ( Read more... )