Translating? Not so easy!
Here is my attempt in translating the lyrics of a French pop song into English. I obviously hit way off the mark, but I think this end result is funny enough for it not to matter. The line 'I was already a scent you love' actually sounds quite romantic and I think that must be the closest I got to a clean translation, but the line after it absolutely wrecks that notion to the highest degree. Well, I think it's funny anyway.
My room did the farm cage
Sun sank passes through the window
My hunters in my door as the little balance
That worm wed taken
I do not work
I do not want breakfast
I forget
After I smoke
I was already a scent you love
As I have had by me has had it with me has
My house and two flowers but surrounded
But patient
Young 'm not doing its eight how you and I
It's beautiful and very nice
But never house
My room did the farm cage
Sun sank passes through the window
My hunters in my door as the little balance
That worm wed taken
I do not work
I do not want breakfast
I forget
After I smoke
I was already a scent you love
As I have had by me has had it with me has
My house and two flowers but surrounded
But patient
Young 'm not doing its eight how you and I
It's beautiful and very nice
But never house