Comments | truetensai: [[The Birds and the Bees...and everything in between...]]

truetensai

[[The Birds and the Bees...and everything in between...]]

Sep 09, 2007 23:25

[[Filtered to anyone who may fit under the category of Non-virgins, Sex-Advice Experts, Men who have been, or is currently, engaged in homosexual relationships (especially)....and Ino, who seems to know a lot more about this shit than he does. God Bless Cosmopolitan.

...AND FILTERED AWAY FROM NEJI, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.]]

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sex advice needed, help?, where do i put this erection?

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Private to Lee _chizuru_chan September 10 2007, 18:18:40 UTC

What's wrong now?

[[Chizuru's a little cranky after her ordeal with Mugen last night. But she's still highly knowledgable on sex, and of course highly opinionated! Ask away!]]

Re: Private to Lee truetensai September 10 2007, 18:29:49 UTC

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*Wonders if he should even tell Chizuru when she has obviously had no experience with men...*

...Uhm...Just...general...concerns about-....

Private to Lee _chizuru_chan September 10 2007, 18:32:52 UTC

...You still haven't had it off with Neji?

Re: Private to Lee truetensai September 10 2007, 18:34:16 UTC

O_O!!!!

Y-...

...You knew, too...?

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proudgreenauror September 11 2007, 02:04:37 UTC

*sees this as he finishes packing to go to London, drops everything*

*gasp* Lee!? What's the matter?

[[Aaaand let the misinformation begin! XD]]

truetensai September 11 2007, 02:08:56 UTC

Gai-sensei?!?

Filtered to Lee proudgreenauror September 11 2007, 02:32:20 UTC

DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME!??? *panicking* Yes, of course it's me!!! Where are you, Lee? What's wrong!?

Re: Filtered to Lee truetensai September 11 2007, 02:37:54 UTC

I-It is not as serious as you may think, Gai-sensei...! Really!!

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fools_eat_whip September 12 2007, 00:18:29 UTC

And what is wrong NOW?

truetensai September 12 2007, 00:19:42 UTC

...................................*uhoh*

Uhm...

fools_eat_whip September 12 2007, 00:20:37 UTC

Is there a reason you are wasting our time with foolish drivel that makes no sense?

truetensai September 12 2007, 00:21:27 UTC

...You mean, 'help'?

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prettiestflower September 13 2007, 05:16:14 UTC

So, I totally thought that I was your go to person for sex information~! *feigns hurt*

truetensai September 13 2007, 05:32:48 UTC

Eh? How did you know-...?

prettiestflower September 13 2007, 05:42:11 UTC

*blinks, then bursts out laughing* That's actually what you wanted? I was totally teasing! *wiping tears from eyes* I thought you were screwed for an assignment. *starts giggling some more*

truetensai September 13 2007, 05:49:48 UTC

*BLINKS*

Wait...wha-...? You mean, you did not actually-...?

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