[[The Birds and the Bees...and everything in between...]]

[truetensai]

[[Filtered to anyone who may fit under the category of Non-virgins, Sex-Advice Experts, Men who have been, or is currently, engaged in homosexual relationships (especially)....and Ino, who seems to know a lot more about this shit than he does. God Bless Cosmopolitan.

...AND FILTERED AWAY FROM NEJI, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.]]

Comments

[prettiestflower]

So, I totally thought that I was your go to person for sex information~! *feigns hurt*

[truetensai]

Eh? How did you know-...?

[prettiestflower]

*blinks, then bursts out laughing* That's actually what you wanted? I was totally teasing! *wiping tears from eyes* I thought you were screwed for an assignment. *starts giggling some more*

[truetensai]

*BLINKS*

Wait...wha-...? You mean, you did not actually-...?

[prettiestflower]

*still laughing* No, Lee, I did not actually mean that...

But now...You're actually going to other people for sex advice?

[[FILTERS!! From the beginning]]

[truetensai]

...Well...

...Actually...yes...you know...just a few...who...may give...beneficial advice...

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[prettiestflower]

Oh? And what have you learned so far, love? *giggling and totally having too much fun*

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[truetensai]

....

...Not...much.

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[prettiestflower]

Really? No one's answered what you really want to know?

Or you just haven't been asking the right questions?

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[truetensai]

...In most cases...I have not actually gotten to them yet. >_>

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[prettiestflower]

Then go. Fire away with the one question you want answered the most~

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[truetensai]

.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Why am I so nervous about this?

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[prettiestflower]

It's okay, love~ Most people are nervous talking about sex. I promise my lips are sealed.

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[truetensai]

...Nono-...I mean...actually...doing it...

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[prettiestflower]

...Oooooooooh! Darling, everyone's nervous for their first time doing anything new. That's nothing strange.

But you know, once you get going, it's not as awkward and nerve-wracking as you've probably convinced yourself it will be. I've never gone all the way myself, but that's just personal choice. Do what you feel comfortable doing.

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[truetensai]

*takes a silent moment to think about that.....*

--Whatever I am comfortable doing...--