Wow, I sound like a bitch, eh? I'm actually doing much better than the last post I... posted. Must've been that time of the month *wokka wokka!*

I'd like to tell you about my adventure this morning with a raccoon. I'd like to tell you... another thing I've forgotten in the time it took me to type the first sentence, which is all of ten seconds. Because after three years of playing WoW I no longer have the ability or energy to articulate my thoughts into text. I've forgotten spelling ( Read more... )

I like freshly cut nails.

I am looking to purchase a mode of transportation. If you or anyone you know has one for sale, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know. Thanx!

My grandfather died the other week, the one I never really liked. At least I think. I was but a child at the time... But I remember not liking him 'cuz he booted his son (my father) and his family out of the house. And from that time on is when all my emotional and psychological problems started. Or were triggered. Or whatever. I don't ( Read more... )

I don't understand why thinking makes my head hurt...

Yeah, had to buy a smaller knife. This one's too big. They cause panic, intimidation and stuff. You know.

Selling a Spyderco Endura Stainless Steel (C10) for fiddy bux. Lemme know.

I just bought a new knife! Finally, my repertoire is complete. Its been so long. I can't wait to feel the cold stainless steel against my ( Read more... )

I wonder if having to wear a bra is like having a pair of balls.

( Look at this sexy bitch )