Fic: "Dualla's Daily Dose Of Gossip"

[trovia]

Title: Dualla's Daily Dose Of Gossip
Characters: Dee, Gaeta
Pairings: Gaeta/m, Chuckles/m
Rating: R to be on the safe side but it's all talk
Spoilers: Late s1
Beta: ebuchala
Wordcount: ~900 words
Summary: Chuckles' porn has improved. Dee investigates.
Author's Note: Written for the "Little Black Dress" Challenge on gaeta-squee. I thought it was time for some

Comments

[safenthecity]

HA. I love it. This is absolutely hilarious. :)

“You’re a very discreet man, Mr. Gaeta.”

“Why, thank you, Petty Officer,” Gaeta said, rinsing the razor.

“You’re also gay.”

“Brilliant observation.”

I just... I can't stop giggling. Because it's oh. So. Right. :)

[trovia]

Thank you! When I saw Chuckles/Gaeta on the list for the "Little Black Dress" challenge, I just knew I had to take that one upon myself. ;)

[brennanspeaks]

Laughing hysterically. My roommate is staring at me . . . And I don't care!
Ah, Gaeta . . . sneaky, sneaky, sneaky . . .
Love how Skulls and crew figured it out.
The score card was an inspired touch.

[trovia]

Thanks muchly! :) Gaeta is very sneaky. I think he just places himself in the proximity of closet gays, looking innocent and waiting it out. It never worked with Baltar since Baltar is too self-deluded but it almost worked with Helo. :D

[slybrarian]

Hilarious, although now I can't help but think of how awful it must have been for everyone on Galactica - nay, everyone in the fleet when Chuckles bought it and their best porn source went down in flames.

[trovia]

Do not worry. When Chuckles died and Cavil turned out to be a Cylon, others started trying their hand. Cottle especially wrote surprisingly fine porn. It wasn't just hot, it also taught you anatomy. Quite suddenly, all of Galactica's males knew how and where to find the g-spot. ;)

Thank you very much for the comment. :)

[rebelliousrose]

I just squeed, that little high-pitched sonar-like squeal that is coming to be reserved for your stuff. I love Cottle with the educational porn!

(Can we have one with HotDog sounding out the hard words?)

Also; I bet guys who knock up Cylons can find the G-spot. Now THAT'S love......

[trovia]

(Can we have one with HotDog sounding out the hard words?)

ROFL. I think I stated in the comments for "Stakes" that Hot Dog's porn would be about a sturdy male viper jock who looks suspiciously like Hot Dog and also uses lots of exclamation marks.

Also; I bet guys who knock up Cylons can find the G-spot. Now THAT'S love......

That's an interesting and very likely theory. There aren't many men in BSG about whom I'd say with absolute certainty that they know the G-spot but Helo is one of them.

Tigh though? Not so much.

[prophetkristy]

EEEEE FELIX AND DEE BFF GOSSIP! <3 <3 <3

I wish I didn't already owe ingrid_m my firstborn. Will you take a second? (maybe I should think about having quintuplets or something...)

[trovia]

Oh, thanks, that won't be necessary. You've read my Gaeta/Tory fic, no? With Hoshi freaking out in the face of children? Hoshi and I are similar in that regard. So, keep your second child. Just sell me your soul instead. :D

I'm very glad you like it. Dee, Gaeta and gossip makes such an adorable mix.

[prophetkristy]

*snorfle* Good to know.

I think I have about 1/6 of a soul left around here someplace...it might be a little dusty...

[trovia]

It doesn't get used that much, does it?

All writers are evil. I knew it. :D

[puszysty]

ahahaha. This is awesome.
Of course Gaeta would know the availability of everyone on Galactica. pimp.

[trovia]

LOL. He totally is. Thanks. :)