Attention: Vanessa Paradis

[tropnevad]

Let us pray another incident like this does not happen again.

If you are in need of a new reinforced steel cage, please do not hesitate to ask for assistance. I know where one may be acquired with free electric zapper and rush delivery.

I have a coupon that's about to expire.

Comments

[_willferrell]

I find it insulting to the people of New Delhi that the officials aren't taking the Depp monkey-man sightings seriously.

[tropnevad]

It's insulting to humanity.

[_willferrell]

To all carbon-based lifeforms EVERYWHERE.

[tropnevad]

To even nonliving entities.

[talentedmsgwyn]

Jack?

[tropnevad]

Gwyn?

[talentedmsgwyn]

Monkey Man?

[tropnevad]

He's dangerous if not funny looking.

[nessa_isparadis]

He went to New Delhi and didn't even bring me back a present? This is an outrage.

[tropnevad]

Obviously the usual forms of punishment aren't enough.

*suddenly knows what to buy you for Christmas*

[nessa_isparadis]

Obviously.

I'll need to come up with a good, new punishments. Maybe I should hire someone to do that for me? There has to be someone one can hire in these situations.

*will it have a pretty ribbon on it?*

[tropnevad]

*puppy eyes* I think my resume speaks for itself.

*it will have a pretty ribbon laced with cyanide because I don't like to waste good opportunities*

[jdepp_holy_one]

This is the thanks I get for sharing my chocolate mousse?

For shame, Dav. FOR SHAME.

[tropnevad]

I realise that you may be operating on some other plane of existence, but most of us sane individuals do not thank someone for nearly murdering them.