Attention: Vanessa Paradis

[tropnevad]

Let us pray another incident like this does not happen again.

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Comments

[talentedmsgwyn]

Jack?

[tropnevad]

Gwyn?

[talentedmsgwyn]

Monkey Man?

[tropnevad]

He's dangerous if not funny looking.

[talentedmsgwyn]

I don't understand you. At all. Most of the time. Ever.

What does a dangerous, but not funny looking, monkey man have to do with anything?

[tropnevad]

The fact that he's a menace to society!

And yet people are still drawn to him - like flies on a-- well.

*sulks* He should be stopped.

[talentedmsgwyn]

People are drawn to a man who is a monkey? What kind of sick people are these?

[tropnevad]

*looks at you accusingly*

Apparently even the most graceful of swans cannot help but let them pet their hair.

[talentedmsgwyn]

*looks very confused*

What? Wouldn't a monkey just eat a swan? Or does the man part of the Monkey Man prevent such a horrible thing from happening?

[tropnevad]

I shall be very sad if this monkey were to eat this particular swan.

And possibly vengeful.

[talentedmsgwyn]

Jack! I didn't know you liked swans. I love them.

[tropnevad]

Which is why swans should do well to stay far away from mischievous little monkeys.