Um, right, who the hell said that Theresa could go away on a vacation and leave me alone here with Benny!! Because that was so the wrong answer to give. People want things, they need things, and I don't know what these things are! I swear I had to start making things up for people that wanted ingredients and spell suggestions. And Benny kind of ( Read more... )

i'm in hell. Who would have known it was here on earth with a pretty girlfriend and lots of responsibility? You know the kind where you run someone else's shop and there's sales that involve lots of insane people all wanting something and wanting it right now ( Read more... )

Tatiana and I had a great time at the club the other night. I was totally cool with getting the whole dance floor to do the chicken dance, I'm just glad I got a table dance ala Flashdance out of it. Because you know I would have done it for free ( Read more... )

What am I doing? I'm insane. Ok, well that was a given, but I'm slipping into even more insane. I'm actually getting attatched to this town and this life and going on dates. Yes one date was more of the opening day of hunting season on my ass. And thank you for the 35 stitches I got out of that little picnic in the woods. I keep this up I'm ( Read more... )

Continued from here*goes to the bar and gets a bottle of tequilla and some limes and salt before taking them back to the table to share with Tatiana ( Read more... )

Ingrid was released from the hospital pretty quick after the whole getting shot while trying to be killed by demons adventure. She's getting her demon head professionally stuffed and mounted. She's a pretty tough chick I'm glad she didn't get too hurt out there ( Read more... )

half aware he's being carried from some sort of vehicle, the smells in there were making his stomache twist and turn and the slap of chill air on his face makes him feel better, almost good enough to fall back into the abyss of unconciousness he's trying to climb out of. Instead he starts trying to move, alarmed at how out of control his limbs are ( Read more... )

Wow, ok I had a moment of normalcy in my life. I have an apartment. Not just a trashy hotel room that most people rent by the hour but an honest to goodness apartment. I sleep better already. It's amazing how not having to listen to the drunken brawls in the hallways make you less of an insomniac ( Read more... )

I counted out my savings since I decided to get into an apartment for a while and get away from the unique environment that is the Sunnydale Motor Lodge. I should have kept more money from that demon I killed instead of giving it all to charity. The odd job and selling off things I get from the bad guys biz just doesn't pay like it should ( Read more... )

Well isn't this town just the best place to live? I almost caught fire while singing the other day. I'd say I was lucky it was in the Magic Box because before I could do more than smolder Anya slapped me and broke me out of it ( Read more... )