Smashing new pairings for Physical Self Defense, Brocklehurst!! Doesn't matter that Weasley and Granger aren't here, they're partnered together - but what of Ernest, hmm?? Potter's nowhere to be found and I have to spend the evening punching a charmed bag.
*glances in a mirror to make sure his tie and badge are straight*
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I mean, honestly, it's a bag - it's not supposed to hit back!! )