"ROAD CLOSED"

[trikotomy]

-says the line of barricades blocking the forest road to work one damp afternoon. Snap decision time: be fired for showing up late a 3rd time in the same month due to unanticipated water disasters, or cross the fucking barricade

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[fenris_lorsrai]

Turkeys are SRS BSNS. they're kind terrifying when you run into them on foot. ah yes, this IS a small dinosaur. and possibly very angry at you, depending on time of year.

[trikotomy]

Chickens are supposed to be the closest living relatives to the tyrannosaurus. I've seen them eat mice, so I believe it. There is a 30 lb. goose on my property for no good reason, so I am greeted to this sight whenever I open my front door, as well as the sound of an entire brass band being fed through a wood chipper Fargo-style.

[_wastrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PI76a2fkGM

[trikotomy]

If only...