Evidently, there's a leech growing in my fridge.

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-says the line of barricades blocking the forest road to work one damp afternoon. Snap decision time: be fired for showing up late a 3rd time in the same month due to unanticipated water disasters, or cross the fucking barricade ( Read more... )

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...to resemble a third, non-existent animal.

Because that's how they roll.

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Who dares resist more salamander?


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It rained for a week. Consequently, this was under the garbage can today:

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Few things are as inconvenient as a rattlesnake covered in chocolate.

...except, possibly, solving this while a lizard with a prolapse manifests itself on your doorstep.

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I almost forgot it was Love Day. In recognition of this most magical of days, I bring you The Daily Tails of Chase, a kitten's story. <3