"Am I wrong?" "You're not wrong Walter, you're just an ASSHOLE!"

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Sooooo the day before yesterday, they arrested a guy at the hippy grocery store down the block from where I work. He was upset that the price of vegetables was too high, so naturally he did what any normal, red-blooded American would do: say he had a gun and he was going to kill them. The chief of police himself, who just happened to be nearby,

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[_wastrel]

See, if people can't get easy access to guns, hippy grocery stores are going to be able to charge us anything they want.

And hey, that had villainous nihilists too! Maybe I should count myself lucky none of them dropped a ferret in my bathtub quite yet after all.

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And where does that end? In a Mad Max future filled with berserk motorcycle gangs of produce raiders hunting down citizen for their last chickpea. And that's why the government can have my M1A2 Abrams vegetable defense tank when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Good to see you.

[_wastrel]

You should probably copyright "vegetable defense tank" while you still can.

Good to be here!