Comments | trikotomy: Doom X: XXXtreme + x(x² X 3x) = yx³, solve for x

trikotomy

Doom X: XXXtreme + x(x² X 3x) = yx³, solve for x

Aug 04, 2007 17:00

God was out for blood today, as he often is. Ill omens hung in the air as I made my rounds looking for dandelions to feed Lizard the lizard. The shattered top of a pickup truck lay mysteriously upside down in the middle of the sidewalk, and traffic was the worst I'd ever seen for our street. At the intersection ahead all the lights were blinking ( Read more... )

you can't drive, photographic evidence, doom, special people

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crocuta August 5 2007, 22:03:29 UTC

You make me laugh at the coming apocalypse, and the incineration of the ecosystem. You are a truly talented man. I think your street needs a webcam, with circus music playing continually.

trikotomy August 5 2007, 23:46:14 UTC

I lack the necessary training to give or respond to compliments, but nevertheless I enjoy them. Thank you.

I went back to the scene just to measure how far up the hill the scrapings went, and immediately a white sedan bolted past me and all the other cars at freeway speed. I think I need to go to Kinkos and make poster-sized prints of these pictures so I can hang up a sign saying "YOU'RE GRAVITY'S BITCH."

♫ Doot doot doodoo doodoodoo doot doo doooo… ♫

crocuta August 6 2007, 00:19:53 UTC

I believe the most effective reply is the one you just gave. A simple 'thank you' is more than most people give these days. It seems your training was subliminal and it worked. :) You're most welcome and the compliments are quite deserved. I laughed. I laugh again in fact. I think the posters are a great idea! Or perhaps some leet version.. "Gravi-wned!"?hehe.

trikotomy August 6 2007, 05:03:32 UTC

Needs work. I admit, I feel sorta bad for them, but this is pretty anonymous.

A simple 'thank you' is more than most people give these days.

Er… well, being that I'm inherently silent and it's more than I normally give, what I mean is I'm appreciative even if I don't explicitly say so. "Thank you"s are weird to me because I think too many people dole them out insincerely (sort of like "have a nice day," or "how are you?" when they don't want to know, or "welcome to Costco, I love you"), so I never feel right just saying it.

_wastrel August 9 2007, 20:34:24 UTC

Interestingly, the air bag only deployed after this happened.Every day, in every way, I am feeling safer and safer ( ... )