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God was out for blood today, as he often is. Ill omens hung in the air as I made my rounds looking for dandelions to feed Lizard the lizard. The shattered top of a pickup truck lay mysteriously upside down in the middle of the sidewalk, and traffic was the worst I'd ever seen for our street. At the intersection ahead all the lights were blinking
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Every day, in every way, I am feeling safer and safer.
A wall is a much more dangerous predator to humanity than any living or unliving thing, because it just sits there and waits for people to do something stupid involving it, which is a lot more effective than going to the trouble of chasing anyone. I wouldn't be surprised if more people had been killed in lion statue-hunting mishaps than by actual lions. And people like you and me make far better prey for fellow humans than other animals do, as your encounter with Ladies' Man shows, so really, who cares if the whole ecosystem burns down if walls and other people are all we need for a complete one?
Remember, couples are superior to single people in every way, shape and form, and it'd be a shameful waste for them to miss an opportunity to remind everyone of this. I think the fact that this passive-aggressive bitch didn't get a thank you from you is a credit to you. It demonstrates, in fact, that you don't dole them out as insincerely as she wishes you did, and what she ended up saying to you proved that she didn't deserve one in the first place anyway.
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