So I finally got the newsgroper chaps to agree to post a Katie Komic, and they posted the one with the largest grammatical error.

I didn't notice the bad grammar until after the post.  Great legs usually come... they don't 'comes', right?


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Kee-rist. I wrote a resolutely un-funny post (as Katie) about the stupid brou-ha-ha over Ellen's stolen puppy, and got more comments--and longer comments, full of passion--than anything I've written before. If people would get this upset over George Bush, we'd have his ass in jail by noon tomorrow.

But no. Let's get pissed off over a dog.

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This time, it's desperate.

In a world, in a time, in a place she never made, one woman blogs about the man she wants to love, and popularity she once had. THRILL! as Katie Couric confesses her sins. CRINGE! as she makes terrible puns. CRY OUT IN AGONY! as she whines, yet again, about having a low-rated show.

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So let's see.

What's new... First off, Greg finally burned out on dealing with humans. His concierge job was turning him into a misanthropist, so it was a good choice for him to quit. Near the end of his stint at the hotel, I fully expected to hear it reported that there was a tall, thin geek sitting atop the Empire State Building, shooting people ( Read more... )

I think it's kinda funny to contemplate Mitt Romney in the Meryl Streep role of 'Sophie's Choice'. But that's just me. Anyway, headed home Wednesday. G's headed to Indiana. And here's the latest Katie Couric fake blog ( Read more... )

I have no idea what to think about the site I'm writing for. Some things are actually funny, other things just make me feel dirty for reading them, and... whatever. There's my stuff, which isn't all that funny because I'm trying to create a character, and realizing that the net isn't all that into deftly-drawn nuances and references to what ( Read more... )

I mentioned a thing a while back.... no, not that thing. The other thing. The one with Katie Couric ( Read more... )