Team Uterus returns, its numbers swollen to a full sevenfold, line-dancing along the borders of good taste and good necklines with all the aplomb six-inch heels can lend.

Depending on your personal definition of 'safe for work', this may not be suitable for public viewing. Because it contains Kirkette. And while the other officers are used to seeing ( Read more... )

Good news everyone! It's genderbending week! Get out your bowties or frocks (Or both, hey, we're not judging.)!

Okay, not officially, but the Captain and I have a lot a LOT of genderbent crew art just waiting to be unleashed upon the tubes.

Here's how it goes - this post and the next post are vague character introductions of the crew, who I am ( Read more... )

Hair is one of the key components of Trek, we can all agree on this. It grants the characters individuality (there are deep and resonant differences between Bones' side-parting and Chekov's side-parting, for example) and makes them instantly recognisable when rendered in two dimensions as dot-eyed charicatures of their flesh-selves.
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I was going to try to explain this with my words.

Then I just decided to raid a chat log instead.

I in no way take responsibility for any disturbances in the force caused by this post.

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As a person who enjoys adjectives and the Scottish nation, I recently added a few irregular adjectives of Scottish extraction to my brainspace. And here they are.
Someone from Edinburgh is called either an Edinburgher or a Dunediner. You'd call a chap from Glasgow a Glaswegian. A native of Aberdeen is an Aberdonain.

The logical question to ask, ( Read more... )

I'll keep this short this evening, because today has been a day of such epic awfulness that it could cure the world energy crisis and save the economy, and tomorrow isn't shaping up to be great either. Later on I'm going to cry in the dark and play guitar whilst singin' bout my FEEEEEEELINGS.

Anyway, fans of the most excellent musical 'Little Shop ( Read more... )

Evening, cracklings. The General went to the MGM Proms today, to see Seth MacFarlane and his perfectly orange face sing. I stayed indoors and painted with watercolours.

Two things today, first:
I know I'm not alone when I say that the domestic situation in Trek is less than stellar. As far as I can tell the crew sup on naught but soft Lego blocks, ( Read more... )

Hey hey, cracklings!

Anyvay, I was at the Japan Centre in Picadilly, and despite ostensibly being there to buy miso (FEAR MY CULINARY PROWESS), I ended up on the book floor. As usual.

Anyway, whilst there, I discovered....THIS. And I thought you needed to see it too.

It has changed me.

I may have to scan in some pages in the future.

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Riding on the coattails of the General's little...aberration...down there, here is a rare signed copy of a Naughty Nurse of Argon 5 publicity shot.
Because at least one person in the world wanted this to happen, and also because Bones can look good in anything.

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You know what, ladies and gentlemen and all inbetween?

I have NO FUCKING IDEA why I drew this.

Partially I got rather drunk on pimms during a garden party. Let's blame that, eh?

Also, I am now back in Londres! However, I left my sketchbook in Slovenia, because my MENTAL PROWESS. It is the stuff of LEGENDS. The secret whispered of in the HALLOWED ( Read more... )