I APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPARKLY DOUCHINESS...

Jul 20, 2010 23:02

DEAR EVERYONE,

I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID WHILE TRANSFORMED. I REALLY. IT'S JUST. WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW SORRY I AM.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO FIND MY COPY OF DRACULA AND TAKE A LONG BATH.

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treehouse_luci July 21 2010, 03:01:11 UTC
Dearest Edward. Apologies are a marvellous way to make amends - surely those to whom you are apologizing so beautifully shall accept and all will be well once more.

I wish you nothing but the most beautiful of moments for the rest of your days!

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treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:03:24 UTC
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UM. *AWKWARD AND BLUSHING* LUCIFER, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? YOU DON'T SEEM YOURSELF?

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treehouse_luci July 21 2010, 03:17:32 UTC
I am more than alright. I am spending my evening with the lady of my heart.

But I heard your heartfelt apology and felt as though such heartfelt emotion should be encouraged!

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treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:21:52 UTC
WELL, THAT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE SPENDING TIME WITH LILITH. YOU BOTH DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.

AND I, ER. APPRECIATE YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT. *STILL TOTALLY WEIRDED OUT*

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treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 03:23:26 UTC
NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR, EDDIE~ IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY, HONESTLY.

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treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:28:44 UTC
WELL, I'M GLAD I COULD AMUSE PEOPLE. *CRINGES, RECALLING HIS WHOLE RANTING ON ~PURITY AND WHATNOT*

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TESSA, YOU STILL HAVE WINGS? AND YOU'RE STILL A GUY? *STARES*

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treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 03:30:03 UTC
*LAUGHS* SORRY, ED. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING UP BAD MEMORIES. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYONE?

YUP! *FLUTTERS THE WINGS A LITTLE* PRETTY NEAT, HUH?

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treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:33:02 UTC
IT'S OKAY. I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AT MYSELF TOO. I WAS PRETTY RIDICULOUS. *CROOKED GRIN*

I HAVE TO SAY, COUPLED WITH THE WINGS, YOU MAKE A VERY HOT GUY TESSA.

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th_maggie July 21 2010, 08:34:29 UTC
*SMIRKS*

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treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 12:40:59 UTC
YEAH YEAH. I KNOW.

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th_maggie July 21 2010, 12:52:38 UTC
AWWW, BRO! *NUDGES HIM PLAYFULLY* DON'T WORRY. I'LL ONLY MOCK YOUR FOR IT FOR PART OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! :D

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treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 12:57:57 UTC
WELL. *SMILES BEGRUDGINGLY* AS LONG AS I CAN MOCK YOU FOR BEING BRITNEY SPEARS, I THINK I CAN CONSIDER US EVEN THEN. ;)

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