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I APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPARKLY DOUCHINESS...

Jul 20, 2010 23:02

DEAR EVERYONE,

I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID WHILE TRANSFORMED. I REALLY. IT'S JUST. WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW SORRY I AM.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO FIND MY COPY OF DRACULA AND TAKE A LONG BATH.

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treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 03:23:26 UTC

NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR, EDDIE~ IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY, HONESTLY.

treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:28:44 UTC

WELL, I'M GLAD I COULD AMUSE PEOPLE. *CRINGES, RECALLING HIS WHOLE RANTING ON ~PURITY AND WHATNOT*

...

TESSA, YOU STILL HAVE WINGS? AND YOU'RE STILL A GUY? *STARES*

treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 03:30:03 UTC

*LAUGHS* SORRY, ED. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING UP BAD MEMORIES. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYONE?

YUP! *FLUTTERS THE WINGS A LITTLE* PRETTY NEAT, HUH?

treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:33:02 UTC

IT'S OKAY. I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AT MYSELF TOO. I WAS PRETTY RIDICULOUS. *CROOKED GRIN*

I HAVE TO SAY, COUPLED WITH THE WINGS, YOU MAKE A VERY HOT GUY TESSA.

treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 03:38:31 UTC

JUUUUST A LITTLE. YOU WERE REPRESSED LIKE... WOOOAH. *LAUGHS*

*BLUSHES* THANKS, ED~ YOU'RE NOT HALF BAD YOURSELF, YOU KNOW.

treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:42:53 UTC

OH GOD. I KNOW. MAN. I REALLY NEEDED TO GET LAID.

*BLUSHES* WELL, THANKS TESSA.

treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 03:45:47 UTC

BAAADLY. *LAUGHS* HEARD YOU DID THOUGH? *NUDGES WITH AN ELBOW, WAGGLING HIS EYEBROWS*

NOT A PROBLEM, ED~ I CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT.

treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 03:50:48 UTC

...OH. THAT. THAT REALLY HAPPENED. 0___O

I SLEPT WITH LUCY.

treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 03:57:45 UTC

YEAAH. PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING YOU REMEMBER PROBABLY HAPPENED. *LEANS IN TO WHISPER* TO BE FAIR, I DID TOO~

treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 04:01:25 UTC

...OH HELL. I THINK. I THINK I REMEMBER DOING SOMETHING WITH BELLA. SHIT. *FACEPALM*

WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE GREAT TASTE IN MEN?

treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 04:03:12 UTC

...OH DEAR. THAT'S NOT GOOD. HERE'S HOPING NEITHER JOHN OR MARY REMEMBER THAT WHEN THEY TURN BACK...

TRUE NUFF, ED. *BROFIST*

treehouse_ed July 21 2010, 04:06:52 UTC

I'M ESPECIALLY WORRIED ABOUT MARY. SHE WILL PROBABLY SKIN ME ALIVE. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE *I* WANTED TO. IT WAS EDWARD'S INSTINCTS. ;____;

*BROFIST* BY THE WAY, YOUR WINGS REMIND ME OF THE TIME WE WENT FLYING TOGETHER, REMEMBER?

treehouse_tess July 21 2010, 04:10:14 UTC

I'LL HAVE YOUR BACK IF THAT HAPPENS, EDDIE. NO WORRIES.

YEAH... THAT WAS AWESOME. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO TEST THESE ONES OUT YET, UNFORTUNATELY.

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