I APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPARKLY DOUCHINESS...

[treehouse_ed]

DEAR EVERYONE,

I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID WHILE TRANSFORMED. I REALLY. IT'S JUST. WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW SORRY I AM.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO FIND MY COPY OF DRACULA AND TAKE A LONG BATH.

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[th_maggie]

*SMIRKS*

[treehouse_ed]

YEAH YEAH. I KNOW.

[th_maggie]

AWWW, BRO! *NUDGES HIM PLAYFULLY* DON'T WORRY. I'LL ONLY MOCK YOUR FOR IT FOR PART OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! :D

[treehouse_ed]

WELL. *SMILES BEGRUDGINGLY* AS LONG AS I CAN MOCK YOU FOR BEING BRITNEY SPEARS, I THINK I CAN CONSIDER US EVEN THEN. ;)

[th_maggie]

*GRINS* I GUESS I CAN ALLOW THAT. *SHAKES HER HEAD, LAUGHING* YOU KNOW, IT REALLY GOT IN THE WAY AT THE WORST TIMES... BUT IT WAS KINDA FUN.

[treehouse_ed]

*SMIRKS* IT'S ONLY FAIR. YEAH, WELL. I'M GLAD ONE OF US HAD FUN, AT LEAST.

[th_maggie]

YEAH... YEAH, THIS HAS ACTUALLY BEEN A PRETTY GOOD WEEK. (OOC: BECAUSE SHE BANGED PATRICK AND NOW THEY'RE TOTES ~*~ONLY FOR EACH OTHER~*~ LOL) *SMILES AT THE ~MEMORIES* WELL... UNTIL YESTERDAY. :(

[treehouse_ed]

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? AS LONG AS IT'S BEEN A GOOD WEEK FOR YOU, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. *SMILES AT HER* (OOC: LOL! NICE. B-BUT MAGGIE/HARRY! DDDDD:) WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?

[th_maggie]

*SMILES BACK* YOU KNOW, JUST FOR SAYING THAT? I'M SO NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN OF THE WHOLE YOU-BANGING-LUCY THING. EXCEPT, ED, YOU BANGED LUCY! AS A SPARKLY VAMPIRE! WTF! *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY FOR LIKE TWO FULL MINUTES, THEN CALMS BACK DOWN* OKAY. STARTING NOW. (OOC: I KNOW, RIGHT? ;____;) HARRY AND I HAD WORDS.

[treehouse_ed]

*FACEPALM* BETWEEN YOU AND ELLEN, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NEVER GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN. *GRIMACES AS SHE LAUGHS* YEAH, YEAH. HILARIOUS. (OOC: ;____________;) I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOU AND HARRY. THAT SUCKS. :(

[th_maggie]

*PATS HIM ON THE SHOULDER, STILL GRINNING* ONE DAY, WE'LL ALL FORGET ABOUT IT. ONE DAY. FAR IN THE FUTURE.

YEAH, WELL... I TRIED, RIGHT? TOLD HIM I WANT TO STAY FRIENDS, THAT I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HIM. BUT I GUESS IT'S JUST NOT WHAT HE WANTS.

[treehouse_ed]

*GRINS AS SHE PATS HIM* HAHA. I WISH I HAD A DELOREAN. I WOULD TRAVEL TO THAT DAY RIGHT NOW. ;)

WELL, LIKE YOU SAID. YOU TRIED, AND THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY CAN DO, RIGHT? *SIGHS* HARRY IS SO DAMN STUBBORN. BUT I ALSO THINK HE'S IN A LOT OF PAIN STILL. BESIDES, I'M WORRIED. HE'S BEEN DRINKING AN AWFUL LOT, LATELY.

[th_maggie]

(OOC: I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE A "WHO NEEDS A TIME MACHINE?" KNOCKED UP REFERENCE HERE, BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW WITHOUT MAKING IT SEXUAL DDDD:)

... SO YOU COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN? EW. *WINKS TO SHOW SHE'S KIDDING*

*IS QUIET* YEAH, I-- I NOTICED. LOOK, I KNOW YOU ALREADY ARE, BUT JUST... KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON HIM. I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET HURT ANY MORE THAN HE ALREADY IS. AND WITH RUBY ON THE RAMPAGE? *SHAKES HER HEAD LIKE GURRRRRLLLLL* I'M WORRIED, TOO.

[treehouse_ed]

(OOC: LOLOLOLOL. BECAUSE OUR RELATIONSHIP ISN'T ADOPTED!INCESTUAL ENOUGH, RIGHT?)

YES, OF COURSE. IF I COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO THE PAST, THAT'S TOTALLY THE TIME I WOULD GO BACK TO. *WINKS BACK, THOUGH HE'S KIND OF WISTFUL NOW AT THE THOUGHT*

*PUTS AN ARM AROUND HER SHOULDER* I KNOW, MAGGIE. I'M TRYING, BELIEVE ME. I'M WORRIED TOO. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO HIM EITHER. AND IF RUBY TRIES ANYTHING WITH HARRY, I WILL END HER, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

[th_maggie]

(OOC: I DON'T WANT TO ENCOURAGE IT! ... OR DO I?)

... *KIND OF AWKWARD, BUT TRYING NOT TO SHOW IT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO THINK SHE THINKS IT'S AWKWARD, SO SHE TRIES TO RELATE* YEAH, I GUESS I WOULD TRAVEL BACK TO THE TIME I WAS IN THE HOTEL ROOM ALL DAY WITH PATRICK :)

*LEANS HER HEAD AGAINST HIM* I TOLD HER THE SAME THING. I'M NOT GOING TO LET HER TOUCH HIM, THAT BITCH IS CRAZY.

[treehouse_ed]

(OOC: LOL. NEITHER DO I...OR DO I?)

*TOTALLY NOTICES THE AWKWARD BUT TRIES TO PRETEND HE DOESN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO ADD ANOTHER LAYER OF AWKWARD TO THE MOUNTAIN OF AWKWARDNESS* EW. TMI, MAGGIE. TMI.

THAT BITCH IS CRAZY, AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET HER FUCK WITH MY BEST FRIEND ANYMORE THAN SHE ALREADY HAS.