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[travelstheworld]

My tale is an eHarlequin erotic book. I seriously can't stop giggling about this.

I should really stop looking at this website. Goldilocks and the Three Barons? Beauty and the Beast: An Erotic Bedtime Story?

I think I just sprained something laughing.

[written down about a half hour laterI always feel weird talking about normal life in here, as

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[rubythrone]

...please tell me that there aren't any Oz erotic stories. The last thing I need to hear is that the Wicked Witch really secretly had burning lust for the Tin Man.

[naturewill]

Read Wicked, Miles?

[rubythrone]

No. I was too afraid to pick it up - Regina made me listen to one of the songs. Just sprung it on me, wouldn't tell me what it was, and after it was over she informed me that the singer was supposed to be me.

I swear she does it to torture me.

...please don't tell me that there is Glinda/Scarecrow love. Or Dorothy/Scarecrow, or something equally brain-breaking.

[naturewill]

Potential lesbian undertones of Glinda/Wicked Witch brain-breaking enough for you?

[naturewill]

There's a British parody duo called Amateur Transplants. They have a song called "Disney Time". I do not recommend any Disney kids out there listening to it.

[lil_red_fox]

This is one of those times I sit back and laugh at their misfortune. We don't have anything like that and if we do you have to be one sick perv to find it.

[naturewill]

Yeah. Ain't much place for sleaziness in stories reeking of morals.

[lil_red_fox]

I was thinking and you know what we need, Noah? We need a family portraite done for your office.

[prehensility]

Don't people have anything better to do with their free time? Goodness.

[whynded]

That's so awkward that people write things like that!