Oh, this was such a fun day, I was just on the Cash Cab.

Ben Bailey is adorable!

I hate men.

So, how is everyone?

[right after this, so earlier today]

Renée is - or was - in the hospital. She's doing better now, enough that she was moved from there to a short-term care facility for her recovery. You people talk about everything under the sun except when a little girl is hospitalized, for God's sake. As I haven't seen one word about it here, I'm going to take ( Read more... )

[backdated to whenever the first public writings about the brawl started]

[Private to Noah]
At the risk of being repetitive, as I have no doubt this is going to get said or written to you by anyone who didn't see it, you did what at the wedding? And I missed it! How dare you do something so entertaining when I'm not there to see it!

[...] I'm ( Read more... )

[words appear to nearly be carved into the page]

Phillip, answer your goddamned phone now. PLEASE.

I am in the mood for a party for no reason and feeling the urge to meet new people. Anyone who shows up to T.G. Whitney's (244 E 53rd St) tonight will have free drinks and food all night.

If that's not an enticement, there will be karaoke!

[doodled music note] I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps [doodled music note]Landing in about ten minutes so I should be at Pen soon. I will be bringing a buffet of takeout and outright junk food to tempt the convalescent and will set it up in the dining room after Richie has his fill, provided that's all right with everyone? I don't want ( Read more... )

I want a pet ocelot.

[...]

I think I just miss having a pet in general.

My tale is an eHarlequin erotic book. I seriously can't stop giggling about this.

I should really stop looking at this website. Goldilocks and the Three Barons? Beauty and the Beast: An Erotic Bedtime Story?

I think I just sprained something laughing.

[written down about a half hour laterI always feel weird talking about normal life in here, as ( Read more... )

I'm bored and I want to create a Compendium drinking game ( Read more... )