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[travelstheworld]

My tale is an eHarlequin erotic book. I seriously can't stop giggling about this.

I should really stop looking at this website. Goldilocks and the Three Barons? Beauty and the Beast: An Erotic Bedtime Story?

I think I just sprained something laughing.

[written down about a half hour laterI always feel weird talking about normal life in here, as

Comments

[naturewill]

There's a British parody duo called Amateur Transplants. They have a song called "Disney Time". I do not recommend any Disney kids out there listening to it.

[lil_red_fox]

This is one of those times I sit back and laugh at their misfortune. We don't have anything like that and if we do you have to be one sick perv to find it.

[naturewill]

Yeah. Ain't much place for sleaziness in stories reeking of morals.

[lil_red_fox]

I was thinking and you know what we need, Noah? We need a family portraite done for your office.

[naturewill]

[Pause for Noah cracking the fuck up.]

WHAT no

[lil_red_fox]

You know you want one! We could all pose around your marble head of Aesop.

[naturewill]

Yeah. Christ. Best fuckin' family ever, half of 'em tried to kill each other and all...

[lil_red_fox]

Why must you always bring that up? We all love each other this life well...Jeremiah doesn't count! He always was a surly rabbit.

[naturewill]

All love and sparkles, then, huh?