You know what's not fair? What's even worse than being painfully thirsty and really having to pee at the same time (which, for the record, has always struck me as a dreadfully inefficient allocation of resources)?

Having my nose be constantly pouring what is essentially water while the entire rest of my face is so desiccated I think my eyelids ( Read more... )

I've been ambushed with family togetherness, will return to the internets on Sunday.

Good thing I know how to pack formal with ten minutes notice, because HAY GAIZ GES WAT.

One of the original characters I write is a twelve-year-old girl (except for when she's an eight, nine, or eleven-year-old girl).

And I've come to realize that she's the queen of the conversational bomb. XD Just about every four lines she pulls the rug out from under somebody's brain without meaning to. I think she's come to think stunned pauses ( Read more... )

I am getting paid twice what I got paid in college to do pretty much exactly what I did in college: answer the phone and stick labels on a few hundred little cards. This job requires business attire but lets you sit down, the college bookstore required standing... and it seems to me that the less money you make, the stricter they are about ( Read more... )

SUCCESS!
NOW REWARD ME, INTERNET!

Internet, I'm awake! Time for all that instant gratification! Update! Stuff! Porn! Captions on cats I haven't seen yet!

...Internet?
Internet, are you there?

....well, this is just peachy. ._.

I am an intelligent person. It's not a boast- it's just what I am. I am also a practical woman, most of the time. You'd think that, being an intelligent, practical person, I would do things that make sense ( Read more... )

When, despite knowing that no one you know is an early bird, even adjusted for time zones; that you checked four hours ago; and that people, yourself included, have things to do that do not involve the computer--when, despite knowing that, you still look for new comments at six-thirty in the morning, you may have a problem ( Read more... )

GUESS WHAT.


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me: When we met he said I was shy.

....there's a bit of a distinction here.

I shy, as in the verb, under many circumstances, especially new ones.

but I am not shy, the adjective.

mercy_angel_09: Yeah ( Read more... )

I'm making a paper rodent-cage water bottle. Why? For Halloween decorating at work: my team is called the Lab Rats. :) I also got to be part of a project: cutting out foam bats and hanging spider-webbing. Two hours of decorating AND I got paid. Some days I love my job. ^_ ( Read more... )