I read our texts out loud like a court reporter, completely devoid of emotion to make the logic of it all more three dimensional: just the facts.

It's clear. You come at me like fog eats the buildings in New York City.

and god said, "let there be blogs." and there were.

and jesus, he said, "these are pretty cool. everyone should have one."

and god was like, "okay."

in the brief week i've been home ( Read more... )

IF YOU CLICK ON ONE LINK IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE...

LET IT BE THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/?v=QD5T7x_3N80

everything went wrong

and then everything went right.

so right now.

im pretty okay

(allie dinner tomorrow. your pick. my pay)

anthrology is making so crazy that im clinging to whatever sort of (non)reality i can find. i am resorting to cliche LJ-games to keep my heart beating. HELP ME ( Read more... )

stop drinking. stop sleeping around.

you'll be dead soon.

this lj is friends only.

i pretty much use it to remember the things that happen to me when i black out.

and post a lot of pornographic pictures of myself boning the always beautiful allison lassar meyer.