IC Dating Sim Meme!

[ignixferroque]

Comments

[investigative]

[MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH]

[in_texas]

Howdy, Bambina.

>[Hello, Mr. Marshall]
>[Nod and keep eating Snackoos]
>[Ignore]
>[So, let's take off those pants and see how wild you are down there, Cowboy]

[investigative]

[Stops munching.]

Hello, Mr. Marshall.

[in_texas]

How have you been, Bambina?

>[Fine.]
>[Good.]
>[Bad.]
>[I'm sorry I contributed to the death of your brother.]

[zetsubo_sensei]

[Wait... i know what these are....]

[in_texas]

[Shaves with knife carelessly.]

[thatfuckingvase]

[have a woman randomly appear. She's looking rather relaxed--oh wait it's a jake!]

Afternoon, Jake.

>Make attempts to woo by taking the time to shave, then doing a cheesy at tip and smile: 'Fancy meeting you here'
>'Howdy, Madonna.'
>and SUDDENLY it's a western bar... and SUDDENLY Lana's in one of those oolllld western waitress outfits--YEEHAA
>Break into song

[in_texas]

[Continues to shave, then tips his hat.]

Fancy meeting you here.

[alldesires]

[slithersniper]

Oi, where the hell am I this time?

>[Like, idk, jill but isn't it super swell?]
>[Ignore]
>[Make some sort of rude comment]
>[None of the above]

[alldesires]

>[Make some sort of rude comment]

You'd think you could figure these things out yourself.

[slithersniper]

Yeah, cause I usually get thrown inta some weird fantasy land filled with fake ass greeds and cheesy pick up lines.

>[Smack a ho]
>[diss on old greed]
>[Be a douche yourself]
>[Go hit on some pretty ladies]

[in_texas]

Howdy Pardner! How are you doing?

>[Fine.]
>[Not so fine.]
>[Ignore question and talk about weather lately.]
>[Did your brother ever kill anyone, Mr. Marshall?]

[in_texas]

What wrong?

>[It's my brother.]
>[Nothing.]
>[It's Ema.]
>[I've been wetting the bed again. I thought I outgrew that at sixteen.]