[have a woman randomly appear. She's looking rather relaxed--oh wait it's a jake!]
Afternoon, Jake.
>Make attempts to woo by taking the time to shave, then doing a cheesy at tip and smile: 'Fancy meeting you here' >'Howdy, Madonna.' >and SUDDENLY it's a western bar... and SUDDENLY Lana's in one of those oolllld western waitress outfits--YEEHAA >Break into song
[Why not two in one? Hm. Stings a bit more than Jake would have liked, though maybe with a bit more pressure, it would go away. And stop bleeding. Seems to be bleeding more than he would have expected.]
It's fine, Pardner. Nothing to be worrying about. Can expect much worse if you go driving cattle through Texas.
Haven't we all been on a cattle drive at some point or another, Pardner? Sometimes the only option a man's got is to get on his horse and ride ahead, 'less he wants to get trampled.
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Afternoon, Jake.
>Make attempts to woo by taking the time to shave, then doing a cheesy at tip and smile: 'Fancy meeting you here'
>'Howdy, Madonna.'
>and SUDDENLY it's a western bar... and SUDDENLY Lana's in one of those oolllld western waitress outfits--YEEHAA
>Break into song
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Fancy meeting you here.
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[He presses the back of his hand to it and glances to Klavier.]
First time for everything, Pardner.
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It's fine, Pardner. Nothing to be worrying about. Can expect much worse if you go driving cattle through Texas.
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