[Alice-Sue] If you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me

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[Here is a woman(?). Totally cooler than you

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[albert__wesker]

[Yeah, Wesker's got nothing except for:] Please find a fashion consultant and a hair dresser.

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[OH, NO

NO YOU DIDN'T.

SHE IS TTLY THE HOTTEST CHICK UP IN HUR

HOTTER THAN ANYONE

ESPECIALLY JILL >:C]

[You just gon' get A Look >8|

and then an overdramatic, disbelieving Head Movement] Excuse me?

[albert__wesker]

[That's right. You just got Told by a man in a black pleather catsuit, don't you feel stupid.] A. Hair. Dresser.

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[I CAN'T FEEL STUPID I AM A GENIUS

A GENIUS IN LEARNING TO USE OUT-OF-DATE WEAPONS THAT ARE ILLOGICAL FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.]

[Oh, this look is not amused.

And JUSTLIKEDAT, she has drawn a gun. >|

AND HAVE AN AWESOME ONE-LINER TO GO WITH IT--YOU READY FOR THIS?

OKAY GO:]

I never did like men with a bad sense of humor.

[bsaa_ace]

And just who the hell are you supposed to be?

[This is Chris. Staring. You do not order an agent of a UN agency, lady. Also, he's totally got the Hydra equipped. Your shotguns aren't as pretty as his.]

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[YOUR UN STATUS DOES NOT LIVE UP TO ME, BOY. And she has TWO Hyrdas, going by Afterlife. B|

Have an eyebrow-raise, as if she's debating whether you're even worthy of an intro.

But of course you are.] Alice. [That eyebrow goes higher] That enough to make you move?

[bsaa_ace]

[Yeah, well, your Alice status does not live up to ME, bitch. And Chris totally has the gatling gun backpack on if needed he can use that to be invulnerable from behind. Booyah..]

I'm gonna need a bit more than just 'Alice' to let you past. Whole place has been cordoned off by the BSAA. Nobody without the proper clearance gets through.

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[>| Go for it.]

[...Have a stare. And then a very Impatient Look] BSAA? Cute. That another creative acronym from Umbrella?

[SIGH and EYE ROLL] I don't have time for this. Either show me some creds yourself or move your ass.

TRUEFORM!MOGGET TTLY GON' EATCHUR FAIS >DDD

[brightshiner]

[...Ever seen a cat roll its eyes before? Now you have.]

...Oh, honestly. You humans and your tireless predilection for theatrics.

AHAHAHA YES, PLZZZZ >333

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[IT IS AN ANIMAL AND THAT ALONE MEANS GUNS

SO HERE SHE POINTS HER GUN

BUT WAIT IT SPEAKS.]

...That's a pretty big leap Umbrella's made. [BECAUSE UMBRELLA, AS INCOMPETENT AS THEY ARE IN HER 'VERSE, IS TOTALLY BEHIND EVERYTHING

ESPECIALLY IF SHE GUESSES THAT THEY ARE]

TAKIN' THAT AS FUTURE PERMISSION~ >B]

[brightshiner]

And yet it's but a child's footstep compared to the leap in logic that you just made.

[Have a bland blink, utterly unmoved by the guns. 'Cause there's no way they're going to work this close to him. B]]

...Though there is little enough "logic" to your reasoning.

FFF PERMISSION? WITH *ALICE?* DAT BE AUTOMATIC, YO. |D

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I've seen what they do. They did it to me. [OM NOM NOM FAIL!ANGST BOOHOOOOOO] There's no logic to that that normal people can understand, so I don't expect to guess what you're for.

[REGARDING LOOK, still staring over her gun] But you have ten seconds to enlighten me.

[demonicgene]

[Kazuya, who had been on a business call you insensitive bitch, gives Alice a condescending look before speaking "I'll call you back, some street-walker just propositioned me, and I intend to make an example. Idiot paupers..." in Japanese before closing his phone and slipping it into his jacket.]

I'm sorry, but I don't take orders from hideous prostitutes.

Jill just kinda hopes these two kill each other.

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[OH PLEASE

PLEASE

SHE KNOWS JAPANESE

SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Have a DIRTY LOOK.] Wrong guess.

[And you have PISSED OFF THE MARY-SUE

WARNING] I'll say it again. Move.

Ffffffff

[demonicgene]

[Kazuya just stares, unmoving.]

Just a bit of advice: I don't take orders. I give them. Anyone who tries to give me orders usually winds up dead. Those that don't, wish they had.

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[This SHOTGUN?

She DRAWS IT.

And SMIRKS ATCHU.]

Good thing it's not an order, then. [HEAD TILT] Consider it a bit of advice.

[kunoichi_dragon]

[ Cue a 'oh no she di'n't' look. Because she may have swords, knives, throwing stars, and guns, but Tenten's got all that and so much more minus the guns cuz they don't exist in the Naru-verse, but dammit, in a Mafia-verse not too far away, she's got them too. And no one, but NO ONE, was gonna take away her title of Weapon Mistress, especially not this biotch.

So Tenten'll just be standing here. Not moving. With a very '8|' face. And taking up space so that Alice will either have to go through her or not go anywhere at all. ]

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[Alice is TTLY the defender of KIDS, K. She works SO HARD TO PROTECT THEM AND EVEN DIED ONCE TO SAVE A LITTLE GIRL, BAWWWWWWWWWWWW SUCH A GOOD PERSON

So she does not like to fight them. Because it is only RIGHT.

...Unless they're connected to UMBRELLA. >O

But either way, she does not appreciate you disrespectin' her authoriteh. >|] ...You need something? [TONE implies SHE DOES NOT THINK SO]

[kunoichi_dragon]

[ HEY! Tenten resents being thought of as a kid even though, technically, she is... and she's probably dealt with a lot of things far worse than the likes of Alice or I suspect considering the experiments Kabuto enjoys doing and the whole thing about testing out the curse seal and what not.... And you, Miss Alice in Wonderland are not the Hokage or Sasuke, so she ain't disrespectin' no one. Got it? 8| ] No, but you obviously do.

[ And btw, the people in her canon have clones of themselves running around all the time, so this girl's not impressed at all. ]

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...I have business to attend to. [TONE now implies that this is SRS BIZNIS that she cannot explain to THOSE INFERIOR TO HER STATUS.

So she goes to MOVE AROUND Tenten with a disregarding GLANCE

OOOH]