[Alice-Sue] If you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
[Here is a woman(?). Totally cooler than you.
See this woman? Totally do not screw with her ever. She has swords and knives and THROWING STARS. And guns. How they all fit on her person, she doesn't know. But knowing is for losers because she is AWESOME AND WILL KICK IN YOUR FACE. And upstage Valentine while doing so. Even if she lost all her sparkly virus powers stupid Wesker D<
And this woman is on a mission. A mission better than you. Saving something or some BS.
And she sees you.]
...You're in my way. [PAUSE--she emphasizes this with a DEADLY LOOK] Move.
[Oh. Oh that is authority don't even.
Obviously, the only thing you can do is OBEY because people ALWAYS obey ALICE. She knows everything. She DOES everything. It is why she is the TTLY COMPLEX PROTAGONIST of a VERY SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE MOVIE SERIES and it is why she is HERE telling you to MOVE.
Pretty shotguns. 8>]
See this woman? Totally do not screw with her ever. She has swords and knives and THROWING STARS. And guns. How they all fit on her person, she doesn't know. But knowing is for losers because she is AWESOME AND WILL KICK IN YOUR FACE. And upstage Valentine while doing so. Even if she lost all her sparkly virus powers stupid Wesker D<
And this woman is on a mission. A mission better than you. Saving something or some BS.
And she sees you.]
...You're in my way. [PAUSE--she emphasizes this with a DEADLY LOOK] Move.
[Oh. Oh that is authority don't even.
Obviously, the only thing you can do is OBEY because people ALWAYS obey ALICE. She knows everything. She DOES everything. It is why she is the TTLY COMPLEX PROTAGONIST of a VERY SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE MOVIE SERIES and it is why she is HERE telling you to MOVE.
Pretty shotguns. 8>]