FIC: Super Junior, Hell's Angels

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Title: Hell’s Angels
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Siwon/Donghae, Kyuhyun/Sungmin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2706
Summary: Siwon is on God's side, but the feeling doesn't appear to be mutual.
Notes: So, since everyone and their mom has written Heaven/Hell AU, and I’m kind of easy to persuade into things, this is one of those things. Crack like whoa.

Comments

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Thanks. Believe me, there a few floating around. 0;D

GIANT COMMENT OF GINORMOUS- NESS: PART 1

[jasmedra]

*JOYGASM*
OMG WHERE DO I EFFING START?
SO DO YOU KNOW THAT I KIND OF LOVE YOU?
Firstly. So pleased. You should include the convo we had in here so that people know how it's even MORE cracky than they think.
Kittens. I still love that Siwon died saving kittens. And that we, like the awesome siamese twins we are, both thought along those similar lines. And ouch. struck by lightning. Talk about insult to injury. As if Siwon needed any more of that. I mean. Heechul ends up in heaven. HEECHUL. I mean, I think that's clearly a sign that THERE IS NO GOD. At least, not one like the what the Christians imagine Him to be. And I'm babbling. Because asdkfjasdsdklfja this is awesome. Did I mention that I love you?
Definitely Donghae cute, with the spacey atmosphere, and the real cuteness. So obviously I am a hardcore SiHae shipper, because just this sentence makes me unbelievably happy. Did I mention that I love you?
“Well, Siwon. I’ve been reading your file. And you are truly a perfect Christian.” The praise made Siwon so happy, he had to sit

GIANT COMMENT OF GINORMOUS- NESS: PART 2

[jasmedra]

“I’m so clever.” he said, bouncing on his heels. “God really hates it when we talk about you dethroning him.” Inner!Siwon: *GROMPS HIM* <3 HAS INNER!SIWON MENTIONED THAT HE LOVES YOU? BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, HE DOES.
They found Sungmin and Kyuhyun lounging around in the devil’s office, discussing details about how to break into Heaven unnoticed, and the Prince of Darkness seemed all too happy to answer their questions. ROLF.
“Well, that’s not possible, because God is something you humans call omnipresent, but I personally like to refer to it as annoying. He’s everywhere. In fact, he’s here, and knows what you’re planning.” Satan is so much cooler than God. I mean. NOTHING, GOD. NOTHING. DON'T SEND ME TO HELL. Wait, SiHae's there, YES SEND ME TO HELL xDDD
Trust Sungmin to want a halo because it's cute -.- ROLEPLAY, ROLF.
Yesung had tripped and pushed a fellow angel down a flight of steps, causing severe head trauma, and an eternal fear of stairs. ROLF. YESUNG FAIL. I LAUGH AT HIM

Re: GIANT COMMENT OF GINORMOUS- NESS: PART 2

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I. Love you so hard. I don’t even know where to begin. JUST I LOVE YOU OKAY? And I don’t think anyone needs to see just how much crackier this is, considering that conversation.

Just like. That is all.

AND YES LONG COMMENT IS VERY LONG. ALSO YAY. INOCHERENT.

Kill them later. Ending was like. My favorite part. AND YES The icon is very appropriate.

This reply kind of pales in comparison to the comment of giantness. But just know that I love you. So very much. (AND YES YOU MAY HAVE MENTIONED YOU LOVE ME ONCE OR TWICE.)

NOT-AS-GIANT REPLY TO COMMENT OF GINORMOUS- NESS

[jasmedra]

And you couldn't just write all that here? You are le dork. Here is YOUR reply to my comment, copy-and-pasted from our IM. *facepalm

[cupcakemini5]

I call spot ^^
*runs off to read*

[wobaozhewo]

o goodness. siwon being too good for heaven. heechul getting into heaven! EVIL SUNGMIN. EVERYONE BEING KICKED OUT OF HEAVEN! win. win! WIN. WIN! GOD TESTING SIWON WHY DOES GOD NEED TO DO THAT??? FAIL.

but you. you win.

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Suju wouldn't last in Heaven. One of them would do something, and everyone else would get blamed for it. :3

I do kind of win, don't I? XD

[windsorcerer]

This was epic and I love you for it. XD

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Thanks. XD