FIC: Super Junior, Hell's Angels
Title: Hell’s Angels
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Siwon/Donghae, Kyuhyun/Sungmin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2706
Summary: Siwon is on God's side, but the feeling doesn't appear to be mutual.
Notes: So, since everyone and their mom has written Heaven/Hell AU, and I’m kind of easy to persuade into things, this is one of those things. Crack like whoa.
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Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Siwon/Donghae, Kyuhyun/Sungmin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2706
Summary: Siwon is on God's side, but the feeling doesn't appear to be mutual.
Notes: So, since everyone and their mom has written Heaven/Hell AU, and I’m kind of easy to persuade into things, this is one of those things. Crack like whoa.
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OMG WHERE DO I EFFING START?
SO DO YOU KNOW THAT I KIND OF LOVE YOU?
Firstly. So pleased. You should include the convo we had in here so that people know how it's even MORE cracky than they think.
Kittens. I still love that Siwon died saving kittens. And that we, like the awesome siamese twins we are, both thought along those similar lines. And ouch. struck by lightning. Talk about insult to injury. As if Siwon needed any more of that. I mean. Heechul ends up in heaven. HEECHUL. I mean, I think that's clearly a sign that THERE IS NO GOD. At least, not one like the what the Christians imagine Him to be. And I'm babbling. Because asdkfjasdsdklfja this is awesome. Did I mention that I love you?
Definitely Donghae cute, with the spacey atmosphere, and the real cuteness. So obviously I am a hardcore SiHae shipper, because just this sentence makes me unbelievably happy. Did I mention that I love you?
“Well, Siwon. I’ve been reading your file. And you are truly a perfect Christian.” The praise made Siwon so happy, he had to sit down. xDDD I love that God called Siwon a perfect Christian. And that Siwon's about to get sent to Hell and doesn't even know it yet. Oh, Siwon.
Or maybe this was about that time he’d kissed Heechul. I like how that's on the same level as killing someone in his sleep xD
“So I lived in a constant state of denial for nothing?” His voice was slightly panicky, because he’d lived without sex for nearly three years, and the last time he’d checked, Donghae had been practically throwing himself at Siwon. *small joygasm* SiHae. SIHAE. SIHAE~ DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE YOU (ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE SIHAE? xDDD)
The demons obviously avoid Siwon because they can't stand his perfection. Too much time in his presence would probably turn them into angels or something. And I wanna know exactly what Ryeowook did that got him in Hell. Cloud-patterned memos, LOL.
‘Hahahahahahahaha! Message me back bitch. - Heechul of the Heavens’ Okay. This was kinda mean. BUT SO FUNNY. I laugh at Siwon's pain. SORRY, SIWON. YOU SHOULD'VE SEXED UP DONGHAE WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE, YOU FREAKING BUM.
‘Well, that was unexpected. You must have done some really horrible things before we met you, because I’m pretty sure you’ve been a saint since then. Maybe god just wanted you to have sex with me, and he’s punishing you or something.’ For some reason, this sounds totally like something Donghae would say. Also. I CANNOT FREELY BELIEVE IN A GOD THAT DOES NOT SHIP AND LOVE SIHAE. This must be the real reason I'm not a Christian.
Of course God steals that stationary, that greedy jealous bastard WHO REJECTED SIWON FROM HEAVEN >| How could You?! That would be in CAPS, but I wanted to write "You." Yes. I am le dork.
Have I mentioned that I love you, Seph?
... as Sungmin was getting ready to go observe the demons in their natural habitat. ROLF. Love it. Love you.
Route 666. HOW AWESOME IS THAT. PRETTY AWESOME.
‘Sungmin has minions? Minions! As if he needs anyone to do his dirty work. Heechul’s pouting because there’s no one here who will listen to him. Hankyung is bad at pretending. So, since you got sent to hell anyways, do you regret not having sex with me?’ The answer was yes, and he wrote so, because Donghae was right, he’d done all that good work, and gotten nothing out of it. *MULTIPLE JOYGASM* HOLY- no pun intended. BUT HOLY SIHAE, HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE YOU? BECAUSE I DO.
“I’m going to need a double bed.” he said suddenly. “Why?” As far as Siwon knew, Sungmin didn’t go for the demon type, and since he stayed away from the rest of the humans in Hell, there was really no reason for him to have a double bed. SLOW SIWON IS SLOW. BUT YEAH, I LOVE "Sungmin didn't go for the demon type." He goes for the Hongfei type, duh.
Eeteuk said hello, and then disappeared to inspect their living conditions, just like any good mother would... ROLF. Umma. AHEM. Nothing *smirk*
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They found Sungmin and Kyuhyun lounging around in the devil’s office, discussing details about how to break into Heaven unnoticed, and the Prince of Darkness seemed all too happy to answer their questions. ROLF.
“Well, that’s not possible, because God is something you humans call omnipresent, but I personally like to refer to it as annoying. He’s everywhere. In fact, he’s here, and knows what you’re planning.” Satan is so much cooler than God. I mean. NOTHING, GOD. NOTHING. DON'T SEND ME TO HELL. Wait, SiHae's there, YES SEND ME TO HELL xDDD
Trust Sungmin to want a halo because it's cute -.- ROLEPLAY, ROLF.
Yesung had tripped and pushed a fellow angel down a flight of steps, causing severe head trauma, and an eternal fear of stairs. ROLF. YESUNG FAIL. I LAUGH AT HIM.
THE ENDING IS LIKE. FREAKING GENIUS.
Also. APPROPRIATE USERICON IS APPROPRIATE. STILL LOVE IT. SIWON. GUH. (Mine is appropriate too =3)
So. Have I mentioned that I love you? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
And yay, you linked. Hopefully we cans have some more Hoyoung fans now =3
WOW. LONG COMMENT IS REALLY FREAKING LONG. AND I THINK JUST A LITTLE INCOHERENT. That should tell you how much I liked it xD
P.S. WHO THE FUCK COMMENTED BEFORE ME *STABS* MY SPOT. MIIIINEEE~~ GRAWR. Okay. Done ♥
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Just like. That is all.
AND YES LONG COMMENT IS VERY LONG. ALSO YAY. INOCHERENT.
Kill them later. Ending was like. My favorite part. AND YES The icon is very appropriate.
This reply kind of pales in comparison to the comment of giantness. But just know that I love you. So very much. (AND YES YOU MAY HAVE MENTIONED YOU LOVE ME ONCE OR TWICE.)
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Siwon would die saving kittens. HAHAHA GOD SMITED HIM. You hardcore shipper you. I TOLD YOU GOD IS CRUEL, AND IS LEADING HIM ON. AND SIWON WOULD CONSIDER KISSING HEECHUL ON THE SAME LEVEL AS KILLING SOMEONE IN HIS SLEEP.
YOU BETTER LOVE ME MORE THAN FREAKING SIHAE! >:|
Their eyes burn every time they see him. And then Sungmin came along and rocked their world.
Ryeowook... I dont know. I dont even wanna go there.
HEECHUL IS SO MEAN. LIKE SO MEAN. AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT. XDDDD
And yes Dedra. The reason you are not a christian is because your love for SiHae. Amongst other things.
Sungmin going to see demons in their natural habitats. xD He just wants to know their weaknesses.
Route 666 WAS GENIUS ON MY PART. xD
SLOW SIWON IS SLOW BUT I ENJOYED THIS MOMENT BECAUSE OF THE 'Sungmin =/= Demons' bit. ALSO HONGFEI. XDDDDD
Eeteuk is like the best mother ever. I love him so hard.
AND I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND THAT PARTICULAR BIT ABOUT DONGHAE BEING CLEVER AND BOUNCING ON HIS HEELS CUTE. I KNEW.
THE DEVIL HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR SUNGMIN AND KYUHYUN.
Sungmin would want his halo because it's cute. And Kyuhyun is a kinky magnae. :3
Yesung fail is necessary to every story. Ever. Just like. Ever.
And my ending was kind of genius. I loved it. XD
I was like laughing and writing, and trying not to quote it to either of you.
And fin.
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