There was a sign that said "Bear"... But then there wasn't anything in the cage? Was the sign just there to explain the condition of the enclosure, or did the bear escape? The only way I could imagine to find out was to cut a small child and let it run around screaming to see if the smell of blood and fear brought a hungry bear out of the bushes ( Read more... )

I should have gotten a mouse that turns off, this one eats AA's like they were.... Oh God... Now you've started that sentance you have to think of something ( Read more... )

I got a new TV. It rewinds time...

No, I'm kidding. It records everything as you watch and you can rewind to watch it again.

Neat!

Just so you know, I consider it perfectly fine for you to post Valentine hate mail in this thing, as I doubt there is a lot of room for loving Nic in hearts so crowded. That's my valentine wish to you... That you have a crowded heart.

( my valentine postbox )

Not safe for home. Watch only at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI

It's nearly 3am. I love having a day off... It's just a shame they attach a Sat shift to it to ruin the effect so fully. I'd like to know when it's going to cool down a little more. It looked like it was going to cool down for a while there, and then suddenly just jumped right back up to: "Hot" or "Muggy ( Read more... )

What Nicholas Means


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Sweet. The James collection.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/415678

Spartans, what is your profession?

SCREAMING!
SCREAMING!
SCREAMING!

I won a 300 DvD at work today. I'm pretty pleased with that.

Where did all this heat come from? Damm it! Damm it to hell!... Oh wait.

I've been reading this one for a few days at work, but this really made me laugh ( Read more... )