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Dec 24, 2008 02:28

Happy Holidays! Xatu has been baking up a storm -- it just isn't Christmas without a wealth of super-fattening food. It took him more willpower to keep from sampling the goodies than anything else, but on the plus side he probably got Lash or Guy or Scyther or Snake howdy neighbour to lick the bowl with every batch of goodies he made. There's mince ( Read more... )

band of the hawke, guy, scyther

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things_go_boom December 24 2008, 08:38:40 UTC
Thank you for the food and books Xatu!

I'll start reading um...Atlanta Nights tonight! It's the one with the least odd title. What in the world is a Buxom Wet Nurse? Sounds like the lamest job in the force ever.

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totembird December 24 2008, 08:46:00 UTC
It was quite nice to flex my culinary muscles even though I did it all with telekinesis. If there's anything in there you especially like, I would be happy to make another batch.

Ah, yes. That one is an attention-grabber. Very... character-driven.

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things_go_boom December 24 2008, 08:56:24 UTC
Also this might seem an odd question, but why do half of these books have pictures of Rawk Hawk on them?

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totembird December 24 2008, 08:57:24 UTC
The Glitz Pit isn't his only source of income, Lash.

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starved_sword December 24 2008, 08:41:31 UTC
*Guy almost couldn't fit it through the door. They're delicious, but between fear of having some kind of aphrodisiac slipped into them and having Ulty as his roommate, he's probably not going to eat most of them.*

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totembird December 24 2008, 08:46:55 UTC
*Curses, mission failed. Why would he ever use aphrodisiacs, Guy? Quite thinking such absurd things and eat your strawberries and honey like a good boy.*

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starved_sword December 24 2008, 08:48:37 UTC
*B-but I'm not hungry...*

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totembird December 24 2008, 08:56:35 UTC
*EAT YOUR STRAWBERRIES. :|*

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guardianofsea December 24 2008, 09:02:17 UTC
Thank you for the novels, dear Xatu! Not to mention I have yet to read some of these titles!

*he's super-happy about all these new books, you probably won't see him come out of his room for the entire break*

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burnoutthesky December 24 2008, 20:08:28 UTC
*As they are truly the gift that keeps on giving, Ho-oh was nice enough to roll Xatu a big fat joint using the papers. As an appetite sensory enhancer, he's sure Xatu could find some use for it.*

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frostysirenarti December 25 2008, 20:54:17 UTC
oh, thank you, xatu. i will try to write it in often. perhaps it will also help me improve on my calligraphy.

((or maybe she can take up sketching and discover art as a new hobby))

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