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[totembird]

Happy Holidays! Xatu has been baking up a storm -- it just isn't Christmas without a wealth of super-fattening food. It took him more willpower to keep from sampling the goodies than anything else, but on the plus side he probably got Lash or Guy or Scyther or Snake howdy neighbour to lick the bowl with every batch of goodies he made. There's mince

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[starved_sword]

*Guy almost couldn't fit it through the door. They're delicious, but between fear of having some kind of aphrodisiac slipped into them and having Ulty as his roommate, he's probably not going to eat most of them.*

[totembird]

*Curses, mission failed. Why would he ever use aphrodisiacs, Guy? Quite thinking such absurd things and eat your strawberries and honey like a good boy.*

[starved_sword]

*B-but I'm not hungry...*

[totembird]

*EAT YOUR STRAWBERRIES. :|*

[starved_sword]

*o-oh gods okay okay*