20 :: Varia Classifieds [Written/Action]
Housekeeper Position OPEN
Interviews will be held beginning at twelve noon today at Seventh Heaven
Duties and compensation to be negotiated
Faint of heart and weak-willed losers need not apply
Must like cats
[After one too many "housewife" conversations with Mammon, Squalo's decided enough is enough. He's a core member of the Varia! He doesn't ( Read more... )
Interviews will be held beginning at twelve noon today at Seventh Heaven
Duties and compensation to be negotiated
Faint of heart and weak-willed losers need not apply
Must like cats
[After one too many "housewife" conversations with Mammon, Squalo's decided enough is enough. He's a core member of the Varia! He doesn't ( Read more... )
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Despite himself, Squalo can’t help but be slightly amused at this last image. You know, I’d go just to see that happen. We could do it in three and make him turn in his license.]
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Three and half and he would ship himself to the closest mental hospital. She's amused by the idea too. You know, sometimes I think we did it the wrong way when we went after the Vongola brats. Rather than attacking them we should have just camped in Sawada's home all of us, he would have handed us the rings and made a blood transfusion to Xanxus in less than a week.]
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Hahaha. That's too generous to the brat, he would have broken by dinner if Reborn happened to be out.]
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Mammon snorts at that. I know, but I also know Reborn wouldn't leave his ass alone if he had a say in the matter. He's such an awesome tutor, so awesome he raises bosses that end being unable to do anything right unless their family or him are watching and he knows that. It's almost funny how much the curse changed him. Not really, it was having most of his memories erased but Mammon doesn't know that.]
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How the hell Dino fucking Cavallone is still alive is beyond me. It defies all reason. So does the Sawada brat...But why? What was he before?]
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You were friends with him, weren't you? Or something like that. Has he always been so pathetic? A pause as she thinks. She really didn't know much of Reborn before the mission in which they got cursed, but she heard the rumors and got to see how he was during that short amount of time. A real hitman, not a babysitter.]
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..."Friends" is a little strong. He was just some doofus that was always around. And would you believe he was worse? Haha! The school nurses were a step away from padding him in bubble wrap. Not like it would have helped. And hitman to babysitter sounds like one hell of a demotion to me. I would have killed them both a week into training.]
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A week, eh? Back when I meet him I would have said he wouldn't have lasted even three days without killing them. Then again probably he wouldn't have even bothered to go to them. It was Luce's influence what kept him from going away as far as she knows anyway. Certainly not the man who would go "Sure" upon being told to train a kid, and even if he was he wouldn't stay after seeing how useless they were. My guess is that the curse fried his brain somehow.]
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Squalo idly swirls the coffee in his cup, thinking of the "World's Greatest Hitman" without the curse, the resulting mess of Dino never being tutored, of Reborn not sticking his baby nose into their business, and how different it all would have turned out... Fried his brain. Well, if I cared, I might actually feel sorry for the bastard. But I don't. So sucks to be him.]
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He lets out a low whistle, or rather whatever passes for a whistle when done mentally. It's plenty apparent there is more to her words that what she actually said. Vindictive. Hahaha. Remind me not to really get on your bad side. But Reborn with a weakness....now that's interesting.]
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Reborn has many weaknesses. Just as everyone else. In their case stupidity is a great one of theirs. You just have to remember how they kept staring at me back then and how they had the balls to claim that they were thinking about who I was but weren't sure. Really, just how many fucking babies do they think that are working in the mafia world? And how many of them wear a frigging hood and a black cloak? For God's sake, she didn't even bother to hide her appearance, just the stupid pacifier.]
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