20 :: Varia Classifieds [Written/Action]

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Housekeeper Position OPEN
Interviews will be held beginning at twelve noon today at Seventh Heaven
Duties and compensation to be negotiated
Faint of heart and weak-willed losers need not apply
Must like cats

[After one too many "housewife" conversations with Mammon, Squalo's decided enough is enough. He's a core member of the Varia! He doesn't

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[Term of engagement... You know taking that out of context it would make it look as if you two are engaged or something. Chuckle.

No curse would have certainly changed many things, for starters Mammon would still be Viper and probably would have never joined the Varia. There were other side-effects of that thought, serious and troublesome even if she didn't give a damn about them. Then again she never really opposed the mission or the power boost, she's even fine with the stupid pact and what not, as annoying as it is to work without pay. But the bodies. Why the fuck did they have to get stuck in baby bodies, why didn't Luce tell them about it? She knew it, she had to, she was all smiles and all fine with it all, she kept them together, she got Reborn to eat anything she made without checking for poison. She just had to, and she shut up about it all.

God knows Mammon wouldn't have stayed there if she had known she would end using diapers once more. Screw everything else, she prefers even a world without money in which she's free from the curse than to return to that world in her baby form. Damn Luce and her whole lineage...

I feel sorry. Sorry for him getting his brain fried. I would have loved to see him as he was then, stuck in that baby body for all eternity. See him root away in what his beloved Sky Arcobaleno dragged us into... It would have been such a show indeed. To say that there's hate and anger in that would be an understatement, thought it's still pretty much hold off. Still it's obvious that "holds a grudge" is too soft to describe Mammon's feelings about Reborn and the Sky Arcobaleno. No matter what generation it is.]

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[…You’re a riot, you know that? Try stand-up sometime.

He lets out a low whistle, or rather whatever passes for a whistle when done mentally. It's plenty apparent there is more to her words that what she actually said. Vindictive. Hahaha. Remind me not to really get on your bad side. But Reborn with a weakness....now that's interesting.]

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[I find it more pathetic and disgusting that anything else. Specially taken Reborn's curriculum and how he got draped around Luce's finger in no time. So draped that even now he still is the same with her lineage, which still, of course, keeps screwing Mammon's life as if it was their business.

Reborn has many weaknesses. Just as everyone else. In their case stupidity is a great one of theirs. You just have to remember how they kept staring at me back then and how they had the balls to claim that they were thinking about who I was but weren't sure. Really, just how many fucking babies do they think that are working in the mafia world? And how many of them wear a frigging hood and a black cloak? For God's sake, she didn't even bother to hide her appearance, just the stupid pacifier.]