Me: Brandi, could...you don't have to move off of the couch but could I have my computer back?

Brandi: Sure.

Me: It's just that I haven't been on the internet in, like, four hours-ish and I can feel my powers draining.

Brandi: I think you have a problem.

Me: I know I have a problem. This is why I can never have a smart phone. I'd be so useless to ( Read more... )

 So the past few days I have felt an odd connection to one of the verses of 'You Oughta Know' by Alanis Morrisette. I'm not going through a breakup, but there is a smallish (and by that I mean elephant in the room sized) detail going on in my sex life that is causing it.

If I'm going to have feelings for people, I would really rather they not make ( Read more... )

 Just the one.

We have a checklist for what I am to do is she physically attacks me. Because if we both end up at karaoke tonight she may want to talk to me about why I suddenly hate her (which is preposterous. I've disliked her for awhile it's only been the last few weeks that I've stopped making an effort to seem like everything's okay) and if I ( Read more... )

 I'm watching 'Inside Deep Throat' (despite never seeing 'Deep Throat' itself) and I had a realization. 
The 1970's in America seemed like a really awesome time for someone like me to be alive. It was the last real sexual revolution America had and I probably could have lived in a big city and gone to porn theatres in New York and met all sorts of ( Read more... )