Some idiots have been saying that I'm a rip off artist. It's true. I sort of ripped off 'The Ring' in my dream last night. Sorry ( Read more... )

Today some guy said to me ( Read more... )

The weather is so nice! The birds are singing, and my black ninja suit (which is as black as night) is too hot for this nice weather. If you thought the only reason ninjas wear black at night is to "blend in" and "disappear" then you got another thing coming. If we wore black in the day, we'd be soaking with sweat and we'd leave a trail of hot ( Read more... )

I think it is now time for me to tell the story of how I first learned about Ninjas ( Read more... )

Well, now my Ninja Castle has THE INTERNET ( Read more... )

Holy fuck ( Read more... )

Well, me and Karate Woman went out after much built up excitement. Karate Woman doesn't get many chances to go out and boogie, and I don't either to tell you the truth ( Read more... )

Information sharing is my bread and butter. I like the fact that everyday, people are benefiting from my bread and butter. Some days, when I have rude people needing my bread and butter I get super pissed. Why would I want my bread and butter have anything to do with annoying rude jerks? It's MY bread and butter!!! So I give them the moldy bread, ( Read more... )

I'm currently "working" at this moment. My mission today will include 8 solid hours of sharing "intelligence" with others. I will get a lunch break in which I boil water for my soup in the "staff room". The only weapon I packed today was my trusty kusari fundo. I normally never carry anything, but hey, once in a while I like that clinking chain ( Read more... )

Today I am sick with a cold, and my throat is hurting mildly. Lucky for me I have a girlfriend that hooks me up with vitamins and 'Cloraseptic Sore Throat Relief Strips'. My ninja senses tell me that I am well enough to leave and go on missions, but my girlfriend's 2 1/2 year old son is also sick. With pneumonia. You can hardly tell though, so it's ( Read more... )