Bodhidarma
Just a-keepin it real
Bodhidarma
you workin' it out

Bodhidarma
cut the bullshit
Bodhidarmas gunna make it aight

a little to the left ( Read more... )

I am a robot. I used to be an idiot, but that was then and then isn't now anymore

Do the hop
Do the hop
Do the hop till you drop

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Once there was a dog that liked to eat play dough. Then it ate the play dough at the boy's house. The Kid cried because he had no more play dough. the dog was really rude and left, without even saying sorry.

God. How can you stand that mean dog?

I feel like I need to write something... I never update, and I never read LJ, and therefore nobody reads my journal ( Read more... )

I partied hard last night. And by hard, I mean like a 25 year old that parties moderately because he doesn't like hang overs and has to work in the morning. I remember being a young ninja partying all night long listening to the hits, flirting with girls and getting sick (from drinking.... not flirting). Being a yong silly pants was pretty fun, but ( Read more... )

So it turns out that one of our agents used to train under my Sensei's arch-enemy. I was prepared to have to fight to the death on site if need be, but it turns out that he thought his Sensei was a stupid idiot. He is right ( Read more... )

My friends... Or just me, depending on how many people read this. I am writing from a grave place. Not a graveyard... Just a bad spot ( Read more... )

Who wants chana cho. chi chone chi cho?

Last year, I went to Japan. When I was there I trained with master ninjas, and even one grandmaster one. While I was there, I was lucky enough to be given a mission by a master ninja. This was a cool mission. Not like the lame other missions like, "get us beer" or "go buy some 'cup noodle'". The mission I got from this Japanese Master Shinobi was ( Read more... )