Ninja Bread, Ninja Butter. And Ninja Ex-girlfriend.
Information sharing is my bread and butter. I like the fact that everyday, people are benefiting from my bread and butter. Some days, when I have rude people needing my bread and butter I get super pissed. Why would I want my bread and butter have anything to do with annoying rude jerks? It's MY bread and butter!!! So I give them the moldy bread, with the nasty crumbs in it... HA! They should be so happy about it too, since it could have been much worse MuWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
So guess what.
The other day I was near my master's dojo and it has been quite some time since he threw me and beat me up to teach me lessons... So I was like "Maybe tonight I will visit my sweet sensei, and see all our students who have new colors on their belts!" But then some radio news reporter told me that my ex-girlfriend has decided to become a ninja once again and was at the ninja training camp. So I was like "What the? I guess I won't go tonight, cause we aren't really talking..." So now I need to figure out what ninjas are supposed to do when this kind of crap happens. To make things sort of more awkward, my new girlfriend (The Karate Woman) wants to be a ninja some day too. ARG! A guy that works for a pharmaceutical company told me I should just go train anyway, and the nature of the situation will probably force us to be nice and make friends again. We'll see.
Well I should go, my mission requires my attention.
So guess what.
The other day I was near my master's dojo and it has been quite some time since he threw me and beat me up to teach me lessons... So I was like "Maybe tonight I will visit my sweet sensei, and see all our students who have new colors on their belts!" But then some radio news reporter told me that my ex-girlfriend has decided to become a ninja once again and was at the ninja training camp. So I was like "What the? I guess I won't go tonight, cause we aren't really talking..." So now I need to figure out what ninjas are supposed to do when this kind of crap happens. To make things sort of more awkward, my new girlfriend (The Karate Woman) wants to be a ninja some day too. ARG! A guy that works for a pharmaceutical company told me I should just go train anyway, and the nature of the situation will probably force us to be nice and make friends again. We'll see.
Well I should go, my mission requires my attention.