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[4o5pastmidnight]

Tonight I experienced my first real "oh fuck" moment since living by myself

Comments

[darkmanifest]

Oh my god, the condom-shoes absolutely made this story, haha, that's beautiful. Human ingenuity is the best. Maybe invest in some cheap rubber flip-flops and a mop for future crises? Also, I'm not sure all toilets work this way, but in the ones I've had, when it's about to overflow, I usually shut off the water valve on the wall behind it. Saved me a few nights like yours.

[rushofsun]

hilarious :)

[xolmw]

Eeek don't flush your baby wipes! I used to do that and the toilet at my parents house started to overflow with me, so my dad had to unclog the drain and it was full of baby wipes! Good on you for getting through it though, I would have freaked out too haha

[franchick]

This really did make me laugh :-). The condom shoes are epic and good advice re the baby wipes (i.e. don't flush). Oh, I just love a toilet unclog!

[skittish_derby]

Whenever I have a poo like that, I flush the poo first, THEN wipe a few times, flush, then wipe the rest and flush. I haven't had a clog since I started doing this.