Some recent amusing grossness.

Mar 11, 2011 21:46

Hello all. I posted this entry in my journal and thought you all might enjoy it ( Read more... )

farts, pee, poop, family tmi

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nameless_cricke March 11 2011, 21:54:47 UTC
Oh god Effexor, I was on that stuff for hardly two weeks before I took myself off due to the side effects. Try blueberries? Worked for me, but it's a process of adjustment trying to find the right amount to just loosen up and not cause epic cleansing shits.

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misswyoming March 11 2011, 22:08:29 UTC
After about 5/6 days I usually relent and take a laxative, but I prefer to do it naturally rather than rely of pills. When I started exercising every day recently I had happy, healthy, regular poops. It was magnificent.

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moralanqua March 11 2011, 21:58:58 UTC
Effexor! Huzzah for the happy pills.

Canny believe it took 12 flushes to hide all evidence of your epi-shit. Well done you, missus!

Also, yer Mum sounds all kindsa brilliant daft.

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misswyoming March 11 2011, 22:12:59 UTC
Woo, I'm Scottish too!

I was on effexor for about 7 years previously but rage quit after I gained over 100lbs. Yes, that's right 100+lbs. I lost over 60lbs last year but felt awful without my lovely crazy pills. Tried lots of others but nothing really worked so decided to go back on effexor at the lowest does possible. I feel GREAT, but the weight loss has come to a grinding halt and I'm awfy sweaty. Sadly, epic monster shits are now the norm. I look at them in the toilet bowl and can't believe my bumhole can stretch that far!

My mum is actually really prissy and uptight. When we are by ourselves we laugh about our farts and share poop stories, but in public she is like Queen Victoria.

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moralanqua March 11 2011, 22:25:18 UTC
I have an icon like that too!!!
ZOMG we must be internet twins! lol

I was on Effexor for 4 years and put on around 5 stone as well. But it gave me back my sanity so I cant complain. I did a meal replacement to shift the weight. Turns out carbs are bad. ;-P

I say if you feel human on the happy pills, keep with it. I have no advice on curing poopbrick syndrome but wish yer arsehole well!

Your Mum must have had a red neck the day after! Poor wumin! lmao

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fionalisa March 11 2011, 22:29:32 UTC
The Red October thing just about killed me...lol

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kniferomance March 12 2011, 06:24:16 UTC
Next time, try pouring bleach into the toilet and letting it sit there for a few. It helps to break up the log--according to my dad anyway.

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rrrrrrr March 14 2011, 22:31:24 UTC
lol nice icon.

sorry i didn't read your entry...

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