Oh..Oh!..OH!.......Oh, shit.

[zombieoutrage]

Mk, so. My boyfriend's out of town, I'm ovulating [Not that I ever ever want disgusting loin fruit. It just makes me horny as hell] and extremely frustrated....well at least I THOUGHT I was ovulating

Comments

[mollyanomaly]

Ovulation alone can cause spotting, plus an orgasm on top of that forces your uterus to contract. Could just be ov time after all!

[zombieoutrage]

I thought that too, was hopeful for a while. But nope, bleeding steadily now.

[mollyanomaly]

Ugh, sorry :( What a craptacular surprise!

[thedastardfunk]

LOL @ loin fruit, I've never heard that one

[zombieoutrage]

I can't remember where I heard it, it was ages ago, but I picked it up. I love it.

[thedastardfunk]

I think my favorite is womb nugget.

[deceptivecalm]

...HAHA!

[modern_saints]

Well...at least your bf is out of town.

[zombieoutrage]

.....this is a really good point, actually.

[modern_saints]

:) just trying to find the bight side of having really bad cramps and bleeding from your vagina.

[meggypeggy1]

My randy times were always when I was ovulating and the day before a period. I get the ovulating one, but why just before a period?

[zombieoutrage]

I don't know! But mine are the same. Maybe it's like 'QUICK. SCREW NOW, BEFORE YOU GET ALL BLOODY AND GROSS!' Who knows.

Also, your icon made me giggle for a good ten seconds. They put one of those on my cat at the vet once, because she bit me(She ALWAYS bites me, but they wouldn't listen)

[balljointed]

Hormone fluctuation.

[zombieoutrage]

y...your icon. It delights me.

[snapeophilia]

Loin fruit, rofl. I'm a big fan of crotch goblins. Ahhh, euphemisms. :D

I feel you, though. I get pretty randy around the time I have my period.

[zombieoutrage]

Oh goodness. Crotch goblins is now what I will call infants.