Oh..Oh!..OH!.......Oh, shit.
Mk, so. My boyfriend's out of town, I'm ovulating [Not that I ever ever want disgusting loin fruit. It just makes me horny as hell] and extremely frustrated....well at least I THOUGHT I was ovulating.
I do what any logical girl does and wiggle my hand down my pants and start goin' at it. About twenty minutes and a delicious orgasm later [Ever since the BF and I started having sex i've been trying more fingers than I used to, it makes for better orgasms. yay] I pull my hand back out of my pants...
only to find that it's smeared with tacky, brown beginning-of-the-period blood.
...
...
Then the cramps started.
Fuck.
I do what any logical girl does and wiggle my hand down my pants and start goin' at it. About twenty minutes and a delicious orgasm later [Ever since the BF and I started having sex i've been trying more fingers than I used to, it makes for better orgasms. yay] I pull my hand back out of my pants...
only to find that it's smeared with tacky, brown beginning-of-the-period blood.
...
...
Then the cramps started.
Fuck.